Here’s to you, JB Van Fucking Holland
Republicans: Predictable as the tides.
If there’s an election coming up, that must mean there’s aRepublican asshole trying to keep people from voting. The Republican asshole in question is Wisconsin Attorney General JB Van Hollen, who you can tell is a douchebag because he goes by his initials rather than his name.
And, well, here’s where we get to the conflict of interest.
Also today, critics accused Van Hollen – a Republican serving as the state co-chair of John McCain’s presidential campaign –
O RLY?
Yeah, he’s a schmuck. Also, in the article, they say that this law could affect one million voters. There are some 4.2 million people over age 18 in Wisconsin. So this would affect (not necessarily disenfranchise) almost a quarter of eligible voters in Wisconsin. As not all eligible voters are registered, there would be a larger percentage among that group.
And who might be in that group? Why, anyone who has moved or registered to vote since January 1, 2006. And who might make up a large part of that group? Young people and college students. Finally, just who might those young people disporportionately favor in the upcoming election?
So, yeah. JB Van Hollen: Fuckmook of the Week.
UPDATE:Mark Penn should be considered a co-Fuckmook of the Week. Just read that fuckin’ thing, then write Senator Clinton and suggest that she demand her money back. After kicking that little shit’s balls into his chest cavity.