Guys. Seriously. You and me, we’re fucking done professionally.
This is how the Democrats are going to fuck this up. AGAIN. Because the American people simply don’t understand what is TAKING SO LONG to get this health care thing handled. We know what needs to be done to fix the problem, we know how to make it happen (get some interns to scribble shit down and we all vote on it) and we know it should take about an afternoon and a half and that’s just because somebody has to wake up Robert Byrd and pull David Vitter out of whatever hooker’s vagina he’s slipped and fallen into this time. We do jobs every day that are harder than what Congress has to do right now, and we’re getting tired of the freaking excuses, and we’re evengetting a little bit pissed at Obama, because he doesn’t seem tired enough of hearing this crap.
I mean, what exactly in the hell … What don’t you fucking understand? What don’t you get about it? Let’s slow this down? We’re working on this approximately 20 years after it should have been handled and would have been if Congressional Dems hadn’t wussed out the first time and these people want us to chill out for a while? I could see the argument if maybe we didn’t know what to do or how to do this, like, say, if we were invading a country we didn’t know what it would do after we blew it up kind of thing. That might be something we should puzzle out for a few weeks, but this? This isn’t a new problem, it’s an old one, and listening to certain pinheads natter about how it’s just too hard …
You know what’s too hard? Going into the doctor’s office the way I did at 6:15 this morning and hearing, “You have an unpaid balance of X” and trying to figure out how to fit that into the household budget, which isn’t even that much money considering how in debt most people get from unexpected shit. You know what’s too hard? Listening to my parents and my family and my friends talk about how if they don’t get approved for a plan by this date, or get permission to do that thing, they’ll have to stay uncovered, or sick, or just plain frustrated for one single more day than is absolutely necessary because Ben Nelson and Mary Landrieu are looking for ways to slow this thing down and Obama seems inclined to do anything other than go precisely as nuts as Batman up there is going.
You want to slow this down? OH GOOD FOR YOU.
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