The primary reason our womenfolk are at war with the looming
spectre of the nanny state is because you can’t buy Jimmy Choos in a
socialist paradise.The only sensible footwear you’ll find in a right-wing woman’s
closet are the Nike cross-trainers that go with her gym membership.Everything else has a three-inch heel. Minimum.
Left-wing drabs recycle. Right-wing women shop — and the
government measures how much they shop every month to find out whether
we’re still in a recession. Basically, the world economy depends on
right-wing women buying shoes.You never hear a right-wing woman break out statistics
pointing out that only 25% of elected offices in Canada are held by
women, and then whining about it.No. A right-wing woman wants to get elected, she runs for office.
If she wins, great. If she loses … well, there’s always more shoe shopping.
It’s like Carrie Bradshaw and Cal Thomas had a stupid, stupid baby.
ViaInstaputz.
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