Every year I forget tobeg people to shower us with accolades and attention and every year when the finals roll around I’ll get an e-mail that begins, “What the fuck are we, chopped liver?” from somebody who’s pissed off we weren’t nominated for Best Blog EVAR instead of, I don’t know, Swampland or something.
This year I’m not gonna let that happen. I’m going to ask you to nominate us, so that we can lose officially instead of by default. So there.
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