Scott Brown’s response to President Obama calling to congratulate him last night:
“The first thing I said … would you like me to drive the truck down to Washington so you can see it?”
It was clearly the verbal equivalent of grabbing his dick, and why shouldn’t he? He is, after all, the only American candidate in history to win a Senate seatAFTER his nude pictures were made public.
Of course it was the same guy that giggled when a supporter screamed “Shove a curling iron up her butt” about Coakley, referencing an infamous rape case that Coakley screwed up while she was a Attorney General.
Also the same guy that joked about his daughters being up for grabs during his acceptance speech. Classy, huh?
Where Brown comes from, there’s a name for guys like this. They call ’em Massholes.
UPDATED: As Jenga points out in the comments, the “curling iron” comment references a case that Coakley, by many accounts, mismanaged while she was Attorney General. My apologies for the error.