What a dick

Scott Brown’s response to President Obama calling to congratulate him last night:

“The first thing I said … would you like me to drive the truck down to Washington so you can see it?”


It was clearly the verbal equivalent of grabbing his dick, and why shouldn’t he? He is, after all, the only American candidate in history to win a Senate seatAFTER his nude pictures were made public.

Of course it was the same guy that giggled when a supporter screamed “Shove a curling iron up her butt” about Coakley, referencing an infamous rape case that Coakley screwed up while she was a Attorney General.

Also the same guy that joked about his daughters being up for grabs during his acceptance speech. Classy, huh?

Where Brown comes from, there’s a name for guys like this. They call ’em Massholes.

UPDATED: As Jenga points out in the comments, the “curling iron” comment references a case that Coakley, by many accounts, mismanaged while she was Attorney General. My apologies for the error.

18 thoughts on “What a dick

  1. hoppy says:

    Just about the worst thing you can say about someone today is that they are a Republican. Scott Brown is a Republican. Please, don’t ask what the second worst thing you can say about someone today is.

  2. Adrastos says:

    The naked Senator-elect is a candidate for malaka of the week.

  3. BlakNo1 says:

    Gah.

  4. pansypoo says:

    he wasn’t willing to do do full frontal. can’t be that impressive.

  5. spocko says:

    But Peggy Noonan likes him so there’s that.

  6. Tommy T says:

    “No thanks. I’ve seen plenty of white guys in pickup trucks.”
    Tommy

  7. Jenga says:

    So, I’m gonna assume it was an honest mistake and not you trying to pull a Fox, but…
    “Of course it was the same guy that giggled when a supporter screamed “Shove a curling iron up her butt” about Coakley, referencing an infamous rape case that Brown screwed up while he was a District Attorney.”
    Wasn’t it Coakley that was DA, and not Brown?

  8. Diane says:

    This bodes well for Levi Johnston’s future in politics!

  9. Tennessean says:

    What continuously amazes me about the exchanges in Political dialogue is the hypocrisy…actually…from both sides.
    If Obama had called and jokingly suggested they take a spin in his pick-up, you would have been hailing it as a warm and fuzzy moment.

  10. mds says:

    If Obama had called and jokingly suggested they take a spin in his pick-up, you would have been hailing it as a warm and fuzzy moment.
    Possibly true. And if you can’t see that there’s a difference between those two cases, then you either need remedial schooling or surgery to get your head out of your ass. (I expect that you can see it, and are simply playing the Deliberate False Equivalence card so beloved of mendacious trolls.)

  11. brantl says:

    “If Obama had called and jokingly suggested they take a spin in his pick-up, you would have been hailing it as a warm and fuzzy moment”. Except that Obama never would have said that kind of trite shit, but in your alternate role-playing universe, I’m sure that he did, and you said what you said here, and in that alternate role-playing universe, you also said all of those smart comebacks you should have said throughout your life, and your name is synonymous with Einstein’s.
    But here? You’re a tool.

  12. JJ says:

    Sorry, but “Masshole” means ANYone from MA.

  13. Boston Born says:

    ANYone from Massachusetts is a Masshole? MA, by the way, is for you who cannot spell the state’s name. So, ANYone is, also, Scott Brown?

  14. Tennessean says:

    No. I just find it ridiculous that neither side seems capable of understanding their own hypocrisies. And you guys have proven me correct. All you seem capable of is calling names.

  15. pansypoo says:

    obama shoulda asked him about his FIVE HOUSES.

  16. Susan J. says:

    Masshole is too generic. How about Cosmonut?

  17. Aaaargh says:

    And given the photo, he obviously has one of the tiniest dicks on record. No wonder he’s a teabagger. All potatoes, no meat.

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