The Editors should be writing for the editorial pages of every newspaper left in America:
How’s Obama doing? It’s like this: America is a very, very sick
country. The old gal ain’t doing so well right now. Now, we can argue
about how she got here and how she might have been achieved her full
health potential, but I would hope we should at least agree that the
eight years spent undergoing Dr. Dubya’s patented Crack Rock and Drano
Enema Therapy, with twice-daily hour-long bullwhippings in the asbetos
room administered by Nurse Cheney, may not have been the wisest
treatment option. (Regrets, I’ve had a few. And now I recall the
advice my sainted mother gave me before she lost her voice at Ypres –
“Sonny,” she said – for ‘Sonny’ was the name of the cat she had when
she was 9, and my mother liked to drink – “sonny, never trust doctors
who only have one name. Even if that name is ‘Feelgood’. And, really,
avoid all doctors who have their own Motley Crue song. Just to be on
the safe side.”)So Dr. Obama? Well, there’s not been a miracle recovery, that’s for
sure, but I’d argue that the prognosis has improved over the past 12
months. Could he have been move aggressive in his treatment? Perhaps.
But I think we would be wise to continue under his care, especially
because the only other doctor who will take Grandma America’s case is
named Dr. Mengele. Dr. Lucy Furr Hatemeister von Doomenheim
Apocolyticon Destruct-O-Matic Mengele, member in good standing of the
American Medical and Ritual Devil Worship Murder Association.
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