In an interview on NPR’sAll Things Considered yesterday,
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) warned that repealing the military’s “Don’t
Ask, Don’t Tell” policy would not only be bad for cohesiveness and
unity — it would also open the military’s doors “to transgenders, to
hermaphrodites.”Talking about the military, Hunter said, “there has to be a special
bond there, and I think that bond is broken if you open up the military
to transgenders, to hermaphrodites, to gays and lesbians.”
I’ve said it before, I’ll keep saying it: People having sexy porny sex aren’t thinking as much about the very sexy sexiness of porny sex as Duncan Hunter here. He has a whole porno in his mind, about the TOTAL HETEROSEXUAL BOND of manlove between men in danger who are MEN, goddammit, doing MANLY things like cleaning their guns while shirtless, and along comes a gay private who says, “Can I join you chaps while you polish those long, hard rods of power?” And then it’s an orgy and somehow RuPaul is involved, and the terrorists win because all the MANLY MEN are too busy listening to Lady GaGa to fight in the war.
It sounds like fun in Duncan Hunter’s head.
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