In an interview on NPR’sAll Things Considered yesterday,
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) warned that repealing the military’s “Don’t
Ask, Don’t Tell” policy would not only be bad for cohesiveness and
unity — it would also open the military’s doors “to transgenders, to

Talking about the military, Hunter said, “there has to be a special
bond there, and I think that bond is broken if you open up the military
to transgenders, to hermaphrodites, to gays and lesbians.”

I’ve said it before, I’ll keep saying it: People having sexy porny sex aren’t thinking as much about the very sexy sexiness of porny sex as Duncan Hunter here. He has a whole porno in his mind, about the TOTAL HETEROSEXUAL BOND of manlove between men in danger who are MEN, goddammit, doing MANLY things like cleaning their guns while shirtless, and along comes a gay private who says, “Can I join you chaps while you polish those long, hard rods of power?” And then it’s an orgy and somehow RuPaul is involved, and the terrorists win because all the MANLY MEN are too busy listening to Lady GaGa to fight in the war.

It sounds like fun in Duncan Hunter’s head.


13 thoughts on “Hermaphrodites!

  1. Scott says:

    (Owww, thinking like Duncan Hunter hurts the brain…)

  2. virgotex says:

    damn queers, prolly also interfering with the right of manly men to sexually harass those other interlopers: women.

  3. Silver Owl says:

    I wish the conservative men would get over the false belief that everyone, man, woman, gay and straight, are waiting breathlessly to have to sex with them.
    They just aren’t all that.

  4. Jude says:

    Duncan Hunter’s a nutball, but at least he was in the military. Unlike, say, Saxby Chambliss.
    And, quite apart from the question of why the fuck does it matter if a transgender person joins the military, is anyone aware of this massive wave of trans-people that are about to swamp the recruiting offices? Anyone?

  5. MapleStreet says:

    And don’t forget the military traditions that would be considered gay in any other context – for example, sailors parading around in drag the first time they cross the equator.

  6. Jude says:

    My apologies for my lack of subject-verb agreement above. Seppuku will shortly ensue.

  7. darrelplant says:

    So, just to get things straight (if you’ll pardon the French), does a male cross-dresser in the service get to wear the women’s camo uniform? Cpl. Klinger’s preference for handbags aside, I’m just not seeing the advantage in that one.

  8. dan mcenroe says:

    It sounds like fun in Duncan Hunter’s head.
    Well, at least it has a good soundtrack.

  9. pansypoo says:

    the responses on today showed very few convinced by the idiot

  10. racymind says:

    I iz afraid of the hermaphrodite menace!!
    And, actually, in Israel, Canada, Thailand, The Czech Republic and Spain, transgender soldiers can serve.

  11. Athenae says:

    Spain? Really? Israel doesn’t surprise me, they’re totally hardcore, and we all know how chill Canadians can be, but Spain I find surprising. I dunno, historically Catholic country and all, figured they’d be more uptight. Good on them.

  12. pansypoo says:

    i iz mor afrad of teh stoopid menace.

  13. mikefromtexas says:

    Watching today’s incarnation of the republican party always reminds of Kornbluth’s mid 50s short story ‘The Marching Morons’. Hope their type of stupidity doesn’t mutate like a flu virus and infect all of us.

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