Nothing of substance, of course:The current batshit insane law will be applied to any new things created, until such time as all Republicans stop calling Democrats babykillers, which will happen any old day now.
No, Bart got what he wanted, which was lots and lots and lots of attention. What a penile implant he is. Go run for president now, Bart. Go let Tweety suck you off. Go run back to your district, Bart, and talk about how you’re the epitome of principle and righteousness for holding out until the very last minute so that you could get your face on TV.
Seriously, this is the sweeping regulation of abortion he wanted? This? This is hardly some epic change to the status quo. It’s more along the lines of an IF YOU DIDN’T GET IT WE SUCK OKAY kind of explanation of existing law, which does absolutely nothing for anybody, least of all Bart.
If we took Bart Stupak at his word, and I see no reason not to, he wanted Barack Obama to pinky-swear that no dirty sluts would get abortions on his particular individual dime, I mean his physical dime. and he was willing to scuttle an entire domestic agenda to make that happen. And all he managed to do was get somebody to put on paper that we’re gonna do the thing we already do, some more.
So, great. Way to go, Bart. You know what awaits you now? Absolutely nothing. You’re some speaker at the Future Douchebags of America conference, a frequent guest on shows nobody watches for about two months. After that, you’re a fucking trivia answer. Your fifteen minutes of fame will be up in 5. More people will remember Lady Gaga in 10 years than will remember you, and she goes around without any pants on.
Schmuck.
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