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Blogs for Birds: Six and a Half Pelicans

Either the worst sitcom ever, I said in comments yesterday, or the best punk band.

I keep settin’ the bar, and you guys keep clearing it.How many pelicans can we adopt? How about SEVEN?

Keep the birds clean, people. Friday’s the last day. Then we shut this sucker down, pick names for these birdies, and send in our adoption fees. Reading the fine print, they do not actually send us the pelicans. Puck is relieved, but I think Riot’s a little disappointed.Hit the jar.

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