Jezebel has this thread aboutWorst Pickup Lines ever:
So I went with him to the beach, with our mutual posses, to partake of
some fine Italian herb. I was playing a little hard to get (mostly
because I had to pee, and that was more at the forefront of my mind
than sexy times), so to win me over, he decided to bust out the real
lady-killer line: “I am gigalo.”
My personal favorite was in college, when my roommate and I were at a party. She was dancing with a guy, and then he whispered something to her and she stopped dead and just left him there on the floor looking pathetic.
“What did he say to you?” I asked when she came over to me, making a face like she’d just bit a lemon.
“He said, ‘I would rip you in two.'”
What’s the worst you’ve ever heard?
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