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Former NFL offensive lineman, Jon Runyan is running for Congress as a Teabagger Gooper in New Jersey.He was asked which recent decision by Johnny and the Supremes he disagreed with. His answer: Dred Scott.

Whew. I’m relieved to know that at least one teabagger is opposed to enforcing the Fugitive Slave Act. As the kids today say: Woot.

I’m glad this jackass is no relation to the great sportswriter and Noo Yawk bon vivant, Damon Runyon.Unless, that is, someone in his family had such a bad case of stupid that the O was changed to an A on this malaka’s birth certificate.

I somehow doubt that candidate Jon is capable of Runyonesque wit or repartee worthy of Dave the Dude or Nathan Detroit. He is, however, one big motherfucker. One big dumbass motherfucker even if he did play college football at Michigan. Does Bo know? Oh, Bo’s dead. Never mind.

Dred Scott indeed. I wonder if the teabaggers plan aRoger B. Taney revival.That would be a barrel of laughs…

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