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Malaka Of The Week: Machine Gun Santa

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The “honor” actually goes to the Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona. As you can see above, their idea of holiday spirit istaking pictures of heavily armed people with Santa.Holy Machine Gun Baby, Batman.

It’s 5 bucks for members and ten for anyone nutty enough to think this is appropriate holiday, as opposed to cannon, fodder. It’s a limited offer, so if you wanna look like an idiot, go to Scottsdale and head to the gun club on December 10th. We missed the November 26th date, alas. Hmm, I wonder if Santa did any turkey shootin’…

When I heard of this malakatude, I thought it was a sick joke or that it heralded a sequel toBad Santa, which was filmed in nearby Phoenix. If Billy Bob Thornton’s character had had this idea, Thurman Merman would have been an endangered species. But it’s not a joke, just tasteless malakatude whereasBad Santa is tasteless and hilarious:

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