Malaka Of The Week: Machine Gun Santa


The “honor” actually goes to the Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona. As you can see above, their idea of holiday spirit istaking pictures of heavily armed people with Santa.Holy Machine Gun Baby, Batman.

It’s 5 bucks for members and ten for anyone nutty enough to think this is appropriate holiday, as opposed to cannon, fodder. It’s a limited offer, so if you wanna look like an idiot, go to Scottsdale and head to the gun club on December 10th. We missed the November 26th date, alas. Hmm, I wonder if Santa did any turkey shootin’…

When I heard of this malakatude, I thought it was a sick joke or that it heralded a sequel toBad Santa, which was filmed in nearby Phoenix. If Billy Bob Thornton’s character had had this idea, Thurman Merman would have been an endangered species. But it’s not a joke, just tasteless malakatude whereasBad Santa is tasteless and hilarious:

6 thoughts on “Malaka Of The Week: Machine Gun Santa

  1. This does not surprise me at all.
    Scottsdale is interesting.
    It is the only place that I have ever seen a chauffeured Rolls Royce pull into a Taco Bell restaurant and two elegantly dressed women get out and go in. Then they had lunch.
    I was in three separate art galleries that had Elvis on black velvet for sale.
    I had to stop going to the cultural center because people not only talked on cell phones but would get up and walk out of shows being presented by internationally famous people while complaining to whomever they were talking to about the show.
    It is sort of a retirement town for trailer trash that have gotten rich.

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