Last week, Rick Santorum compared himself to one of my favorite foods:
What they’ll find, he said, is exactly what voters here are hungry for.
“I’m confident that when they do, they’ll find one person who — maybe I’m not the flashiest person, I may be a little boring when it comes to, because I’m consistent,” he said. “My record isn’t swiss cheese. I mean it’s solid, it’s a solid block of cheese.
This is an insult to cheese lovers everywhere. It could inspire someone to throw a block of cheese at his Iowa HQ windows. What kind of cheese? Brick…