Deep Cheese Thought

Last week, Rick Santorum compared himself to one of my favorite foods:

What they’ll find, he said, is exactly what voters here are hungry for.

“I’m confident that when they do, they’ll find one person who — maybe I’m not the flashiest person, I may be a little boring when it comes to, because I’m consistent,” he said. “My record isn’t swiss cheese. I mean it’s solid, it’s a solid block of cheese.

This is an insult to cheese lovers everywhere. It could inspire someone to throw a block of cheese at his Iowa HQ windows. What kind of cheese? Brick…

7 thoughts on “Deep Cheese Thought

  1. pansypoo says:

    i hate cheese. but he sure smells. like feta.
    or fetid as i call it.

  2. adrastos says:

    Hey, you’re insulting the cheese of my people.

  3. Kevin says:

    For a man with a “Google problem” like his, perhaps the comparison of self to any kind of cheese is unwise.

  4. adrastos says:

    Man dog cheese?

  5. PWL says:

    Well, if he IS like cheese, then he would be a block of Limburger–stinks like hell…

  6. Tom Allen says:

    You all won’t listen to me, will you? Humility sells in Iowa. Hawkeyes like me love cheese even when we hate his policies. The more you make fun of him …

  7. pansypoo says:

    santorum is pretty fetid.

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