Yes, Mitt. We’re jealous of you:
This country already has a leader who divides us with the bitter politics of envy. We must offer an alternative vision. I stand ready to lead us down a different path, where we are lifted up by our desire to succeed, not dragged down by a resentment of success. In these difficult times, we cannot abandon the core values that define us as unique — We are One Nation, Under God.
Wanting bankers to be subject to the law like the rest of us is positively ungodly, y’all. As well as resentful. If we truly loved God and America, we would let rich people have all the tax breaks they want.
President Obama wants to “fundamentally transform” America. We want to restore America to the founding principles that made this country great.
An agrarian slave economy in every pot!
He wants to turn America into a European-style entitlement society. We want to ensure that we remain a free and prosperous land of opportunity.
Never forget that the the French are gay, and this is the land of titties.
Internationally, President Obama has adopted an appeasement strategy. He believes America’s role as leader in the world is a thing of the past. I believe a strong America must – and will – lead the future.
I WILL FISH OSAMA OUT OF THE OCEAN AND KILL HIM AGAIN. AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME.
He apologizes for America; I will never apologize for the greatest nation in the history of the Earth.
Marcus Aurelius called. He says he left his tunic at your mom’s and could you get it back for him? Also he wants his change.
If this election is a bidding war for who can promise more benefits, then I’m not your President.
MY POLICIES WILL BENEFIT NO ONE.
I don’t know which Palin wrote this shit, but Romney needs to fire him.
I want you to remember when our White House reflected the best of who we are, not the worst of what Europe has become.
Mimes. And ass sex. MIMES HAVING ASS SEX. In cafés.
This election, let’s fight for the America we love. We believe in America.
I’ve been having a hard time getting amped up about a Romney campaign (much like most of the Republican electorate) but that did the trick. I’ve managed to avoid actually watching him speak until last night and now I see why nobody likes him: He’s like Bush without the charisma and emotion. Bush always had that nasty edge underneath his words, the high school bully about to take your lunch money. Romney delivered the above with all the oomph of a quarterly earnings report.
Which is remarkable, given how hateful a speech it is. We don’t want to give endless tax cuts to millionaires because OMG JUST JEALOUS? Really?
A.