Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Be of good chair” edition
tommyfd
Morning, everybody, and happy славный день прав работников, comrades!
Let’s all suit up and get the inevitable over with. One of the drawbacks of having a Monday morning posting slot is when something entertianing happens in the middle of the week. By the time my post hits, the entertaining event has been hammered, masticated, ridiculed, and generally done-to-death by every wag with a blog, talk show, or late-night snark fest (hence last week’s bonus Obsession).
Well, nobody nutpicks like your master nutpicker, so if you’ve not hit Peak Eastwood yet, follow me into the iso chamber for the Clint Eastwood Appreciation Thread!
Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:27:25 PM by i88schwartz
Actor and director Clint Eastwood addresses the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:27:36 PM
by i88schwartz
At first, of course, the Freeperati were all moist in the panties, superimposing memories about the salad days of Dirty Chairry over the spectacle that had Ryan squirming in his chair like a home-schooler at a sex-ed class, and Romney giggling in hysteria backstage:
To: i88schwartz
Damn that was a great speech. This guy is ALL CLASS as are most conservatives.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:29:40 PM
by New Perspective
(Proud father of a 8 yr old son with Down Syndrome and fighting to keep him off Obama’s death panels.)
To: New Perspective
Still, anyone know if he’s given up being pro-abortion?
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:34:13 PM
by muawiyah
Party poop.
To: i88schwartz
Yep, classy guy and that stchick (sp?) with an empty chair talking
with Dear Reader was brilliant, funny and made fun of the ijit,
O’Bummer.
Almost fell out of my chair when he leaned over and said: (Paraphrasing) “What? Tell Romney What?” “He can’t do to himself.”
Auto-fellatio?
A must see!
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:36:30 PM
by neveralib
To: i88schwartz
Ya gotta ask yourself one question. Are you better off today after four years of Zero, or do you think its time for a change?
Well DO ya punk?
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:39:40 PM
by Emperor Palpatine
(I need a good stiff drink. How ’bout you?)
See what I mean? For these bozos, it’s always Dirty Harry, and President Obama has just “gots to know”.
To: Dr. Scarpetta
Ditto! I thought Clint was great. You know those wussbags at MSDNC wouldn’t dare criticize him to his face.
And FWIW, I think Mitt is giving an excellent speech…
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:01:50 PM
by TheBigB
(Chris Matthews would scream racism at a bowl of Cheerios.)
…and so on.
Now this is what that there-is-no-Atkins guy glossed over with “A few freepers were nervous”:
To: i88schwartz
Clint was a mistake.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:48:20 PM
by onona
(Thank you fellow Freepers, just because I can.)
To: i88schwartz
I can see tomorrows headlines now:
“Senile, stuttering, racist old white man talks to empty chair.”
And it’s already starting. The Madcow just said his speech were the incoherent ramblings of someone with alzheimers.
Love Eastwood, but having him speak was a mistake. Sure, he got some
laughs, but the media will have a field day with his performance. He
will be ridiculed to no end by the likes of Maher, Letterman, Conan,
and, of course, the media.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:49:56 PM
by chessplayer
To: i88schwartz
Ol’ Rowdy hasn’t aged well.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:51:27 PM
by fwdude
( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
To: Lib-Lickers 2
Really ~ have you read up on his positions on the critical Socon issues?
Bringing him in is a slap in face.
Do you people have any intention of winning or is this just to give it all away to your friend Obama?
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:52:47 PM
by muawiyah
To: i88schwartz
That was rather embarrassing. Clint *was* a good actor but his
politics have always been a bit squishy and he just seemed to be taking
up valuable speaking time. Was anyone really moved by this rambling
hem-haw of a alzheimer moment?
I’d bet Sarah Palin would have energized the crowd twice as well and got off more zingers.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:00:34 PM
by OrangeHoof
(Our economy won’t heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
To: Sarah Barracuda
“…the empty chair representing Obama was brilliant.”
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:30:58 PM
by Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
Who can forget the wonderful moment when Harvey told Jimmy Stewart to go fuck himself?
To: OrangeHoof
Was anyone really moved by this rambling hem-haw of a alzheimer moment?
No, I’m not star-struck over Eastwood as some on this thread seem to be, and I thought his rambling talk was a snoozer.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:35:18 PM
by Fiji Hill
(Deo Vindice!)
And this is just from the first two pages.
I guess Mr. Spoon-me-no-Atkins didn’t see those posts.
Nyah!
One more before the jump:
To: stylecouncilor
I was impressed.We don’t need a lawyer in the White House
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:40:06 PM
by scooby321
(AMS)
.
To: scooby321
You do know that Romney is a Havard Law grad, don’t you?
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:57:11 PM
by stormer
This, of course, provokes (I swear to God) an argument over lawyers not really being lawyers just because they graduated and joined the Bar.
All that and more after the click-through!
To: TXBlair
report is that the teleprompter froze and he had to wing it.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 9:47:13 PM
by RummyChick
To: stormer
He’s not a lawyer. Going to law school doesn’t make you aa lawyer.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:01:13 PM
by ReaganÜberAlles
No, but graduating, taking the Bar exam, and then joining the State Bar does.
To: ReaganÃœberAlles; goldi
Romney passed the Michigan bar exam and was admitted to the state bar in 1975. I guess that makes you lawyer…
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 10:14:07 PM
by stormer
To: Pollster1
“The humor was classy”
WHAT? Did you watch his act? Twice insinuating telling someone to go f themselves? CLASSY?
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:06:06 PM
by faucetman
( Just the facts, ma’am, Just the facts)
Well, classy for a Republican.
To: C. Edmund Wright
He passed the bar exam and was admitted to the Michigan bar. Only
lawyers are admitted to the bar, so someone who is admitted to the bar
is a lawyer.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:20:38 PM
by stormer
Kill me now.
To: i88schwartz
It was painful and embarrassing to watch a feeble Dirty Harry
verbally stumble, tell dirty jokes, and not really endorse Romney. Can
you say “senile”. BIG MISTAKE.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:24:37 PM
by faucetman
( Just the facts, ma’am, Just the facts)
And one last post:
To: onona
Do you think that people would be goggling Romney’s speech today if clint didn’t speak. No
No, but they are goggling Clint Eastwood today and the former obama’ supporting now know that they do not have to vote zero.
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posted on Friday, August 31, 2012 4:04:59 PM
by factmart
The mind goggles.
Ok, what’s next?
Oh yes – you can never get enough God-hating lesbo commies!
Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:15:36 PM by Uncle Slayton
1. Dazzling
At least a quarter of Americans still don’t know who Paul Ryan
is, and only about half who know and have an opinion of him view him
favorably. So, Ryan’s primary job tonight was to introduce himself and
make himself seem likeable, and he did that well. The personal parts of
the speech were very personally delivered, especially the touching parts
where Ryan talked about his father and mother and their roles in his
life. And at the end of the speech, when Ryan cheered the crowd to its
feet, he showed an energy and enthusiasm that’s what voters want in
leaders and what Republicans have been desperately lacking in this
campaign.
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A Blatant Attack on Paul Ryan
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:15:39 PM
by Uncle Slayton
To: Uncle Slayton
Sally Kohn in three words:
God-hating commie.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:24:19 PM
by backwoods-engineer
(My game is disruption. I will use lethal force –my vote– in self-defense against Obama.)
To: backwoods-engineer
In four words:
God-hating lesbo commie.
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:26:37 PM
by dfwgator
(I’m voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
That’s much better.
To: dfwgator
I made the mistake of looking this dyke up on google images.
She’s quite the she-man! Why is she employed by Fox. Why would they
print this crap on their web site? Why are their no comments listed
after that article on Fox.com? I stopped watching Fox a long time ago.
What the hell is going on over there?
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posted on Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:33:03 PM
by Batman11
(We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
Well, that was fun, wasn’t it?
Time for one more…just got back from the third party!
Posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:08:00 AM by Publius804
Sarah Palin endorsed a third-party candidacy against Rep. Todd Akin,
R-Mo., if he persists in his refusal to drop out of the general election
campaign after making startling comments about rape and abortion.
“We’ve
got to take back the Senate and Missouri is a must-win state,” Palin
told Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren. “The way we do that is to have
someone like Sarah Steelman be able to run — even if it’s as a
third-party candidate — to be able to run and help us take this back.”
Palin endorsed Steelman in the primary, which was regarded as showdown
for the privilege of challenging the deeply-unpopular Sen. Claire
McCaskill, D-Mo.
The former Alaska governor reiterated her
support for a third-party run when considering how conservatives should
respond if Akin does not drop out before the state prints the ballots
for the general election.
“Maybe it is a third-party run of Sarah
Steelman — that I could get behind,” she said. “Granted, ‘the status
quo has got to go’ [Steelman’s campaign motto] would be an odd name for a
third party, but we’ll coin it, we’ll adopt it, we’ll run with it if
that’s what it takes in order to get a common sense, constitutional,
happens-to-be-pro-life woman in Missouri to clean up this mess that has
been created and at the same time take back the Senate.”
****************************************
This may be the only way to salvage the seat. Akin is making life very difficult, he hurts the party and the pro-life cause.
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:08:13 AM
by Publius804
To: Publius804
Can you say New York 23?
I don’t mind sacrificing a congressman, but the Senate is too close and too important. Can’t support Sarah on this.
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:29:47 AM
by JoeDetweiler
.
To: Publius804
Always about Feminism.
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:12:18 AM
by donna
(The fruits of Feminism: Angry fathers, bitter mothers, fat kids and political correctness.)
“We’ve got to take back the Senate and Missouri is a must-win
state,” Palin told Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren. “The way we do that is
to have someone like Sarah Steelman be able to run — even if it’s as a
third-party candidate — to be able to run and help us take this back.”
Palin endorsed Steelman in the primary, which was regarded as showdown
for the privilege of challenging the deeply-unpopular Sen. Claire
McCaskill, D-Mo.
I saw Sarah Palin on Greta’s show Tuesday night.
Palin was VERY ticked off about Akin remaining in the race. Her words
were terse, and I don’t think she smiled at all during the entire
interview. Very unusual for a typical Sarah Palin-Greta Van Sustern
interview…
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:30:33 AM
by nutmeg
(I’m with Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz: “ABO”/Ryan 2012)
To: Christie at the beach
He has handled himself terribly.
NOT going there.
Akin in fact DAMAGES the prolife
cause not helps it. He is such a selfish SOB he would rather take
everyone down with him than take one for the team. His comments we
inexcusable and moronic. Akin is an embarrassment and should retire and
take a biology course or two.
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:39:41 AM
by Publius804
(Buckle up – with Obama at the controls it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. God help us.
To: olezip
Sarah carries that ‘Mama Grizzly’ bit too far on some occasions…
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 4:59:59 AM
by who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark…www.siameserescue.org.)
To: Publius804
I had a dream a few nights back where I told Sarah to “shut up.” Now I know why.
The rest of the dream involved him, Palin and a jar of Marmite.
Sarah, “SHUT UP!”
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 6:05:41 AM
by ducttape45
And make him a sammich!
To: JoeDetweiler
As a Missourian, I am so disgusted over the viciousness that has
been coming out of so-called Conservatives. I used to be a big Palin
supporter, but with this, she can just go straight to hell.
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 6:06:42 AM
by misharu
(US Congress: Children without adult supervision.)
I’m feelin the love – are you guys feelin it?
There’s got to be some way to blame this mess on the Obamunist…
To: Publius804
The Moron Senator has been bought and paid for by the Communist
Obama machine. This stupid dink did not just wake up one day spouting
inflammatory inappropriate drivel. He is committing political suicide
and must have been paid to do it. Abortion and pro life is a compassion
and morals issue and he is a moron. Just talk about the 50 MILLION DEAD
BABIES from Americans abortions, then shut up.
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posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 3:03:40 AM
by FlyingEagle
