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He’s Baaaack!

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So Dick, still kind of fresh from his heart implant (transplant would imply a heart was there in the first place) brought hissulfurous essence to Capitol Hill this week.

But the only question for me is whether “escapted from Hell” is accurate. I wonder if Satan personally ordered the implant, either out of professional courtesy or fear that Cheney might take over the joint once consigned to his eternal fate…

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