He’s Baaaack!

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So Dick, still kind of fresh from his heart implant (transplant would imply a heart was there in the first place) brought hissulfurous essence to Capitol Hill this week.

But the only question for me is whether “escapted from Hell” is accurate. I wonder if Satan personally ordered the implant, either out of professional courtesy or fear that Cheney might take over the joint once consigned to his eternal fate…

5 thoughts on “He’s Baaaack!

  1. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    “I wonder if Satan personally ordered the implant, either out of professional courtesy or fear that Cheney might take over the joint once consigned to his eternal fate..”
    You’re assuming that Satan and Cheney are two different entities.
    Has anyone ever seen them together?

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  2. MichaelF says:

    True, I’ve never seen them together, but that’s a pretty hard shot at Satan, suggesting he might be Dick Cheney’s kinder, gentler side…

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  3. Athenae says:

    Satan has ENOUGH SHIT TO DO. He has to recruit for the gays, pay the teachers, ride public transit, eat organic food, have kids out of wedlock with women on birth control, and somewhere in there he has to ride herd on famine, plague, pestilence and death. Get off the guy’s jock. Fuckin A.
    A.

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  4. pansypoo says:

    more God didn’t wanna him in purgatory.

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  5. MapleStreet says:

    As to why Cheney reappeared, I am morally appalled that the argument (which is probably true) is that the military industrial complex is too big to fail. If military orders drop, it would be a bigger blow to the economy than the failure of the automakers.
    I’m not surprised, however, to note that I did NOT hear anything about repurposing the facilities to build something else with a greater benefit to the world. Military weapons are the ultimate consumable product.

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