All right, we’re nearing the midway point of the drive, which is usually when I have to remind everybody of what you can get when you generously donate to First Draft:
That’s right. You get a ferret in an outfit. If we reach our goal by Friday, we’ll give you a Claire, or a Bucky, or maybe even a Chicken-Riot, in a hat. Or a hoodie. Or a fetching pair of earmuffs. Because that’s how we roll around here. Other websites may give you more trenchant observations on the human condition, or funnier cock jokes, but we pimp our pets for your enjoyment. My mother is incredibly proud.
(Adrastos has not volunteered to have Della or Oscar dress up in anything. Yet. The day is young.)
In all seriousness, thank you to everyone who’s contributed so far. And if you haven’t hit up the tip jar, please do so today!
A.