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Booty. Called.

Republicans were never going to dump Akin, not really. Sure, they made a show of abhorring what he said, but in the end, he’s still not a Damnable Liberal, and so the 27 percent of people who’d vote for a syphillitic hamster if it had an R shaved into its fur will turn out, and the bright lights of the party will support him, and all will be as it was.

A.

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