Behold, the Internet!
Okay, so maybe I’m doing this bit too often, but it’s just comedy gold.
Once again, a cousin posted something stupid, and I did this idiotic thing called “responding with facts.” Naturally, things only got better from there.
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
- Red: God-bothering first cousin
- Blue: Yours truly
- Purple: Cousin’s African-American acquaintance
- Green: Cousin’s god-bothering in-law
It’s pretty awesome, and you can see the beating after the jump.
Annnnnnnd scene.
So that’s that. Andy Rooney amended Samuel Johnson’s saying to state that religion was the last refuge of the scoundrel. I think I’d agree. Anyway, at this rate, after six weeks, I won’t ever be bothered by another relative again.
And I am gonna troll them SO HARD on Wednesday.