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There Is No Money for Journalism

If only kids today valued real news:

Matt Lauer: $22-25 million

Diane Sawyer: $12 million

Katie Couric: $10 million

Forget these children with their twerkings and Twitterings. You wanna know what’s destroying American culture? THIS.

At least Jon Stewart is funny. I’m no massive fan of either Sawyer or Couric, but that Lauer, that sexist douchebag clown, makes twice what they do, and they make ten times what a reporter could hope to earn in a lifetime, speaks volumes about who really values journalism. Here’s a hint: It ain’t media companies.

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