The GOP’s attempt to slap a new label on the same old can of dog food was accelerated Tuesday by House Majority Malaka, Eric Cantor. The weaselly looking pol made a “major” speech wherein he stole lines from old Obama speeches and pretended to give a rat’s ass about the poor:
“The House majority will pursue an agenda based on a shared vision
of creating the conditions for health, happiness and prosperity for
more Americans,” Cantor proclaimed. He also read a Thomas Jefferson
quotation on “ameliorating the condition, promoting the virtue, and
advancing the happiness of man.”
Next thing you know Cantor will break into song and do the old soft shoe. I have a pretty good idea just what song he’ll sing:
Perhaps Cantor will try some additional pandering to black voters by covering the Rev. Al Green:
There’s also the possibility that the ferret faced winger will try to curry favor with baby boomers who smoked way too much pot in college, man:
I suppose I should apologize to Athenae for saying that Cantor looks like a ferret. He does, however, remind me of the original ferret face, teevee’s Frank Burns. Now that I think of it, he resembles Rat Fink. Cantor *is* a rat bastard, after all:
