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World Targets In Megadeaths

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I’m sureRep. Hunter would correct me and insist not Megadeaths…maybe Kilodeaths, since he’s only advocating “tactical” nukes.

Of course, his itching to use nuclear weapons in the first place should be all the proof you need that he’s bugfuck insane, not that our intrepid media will point that out (unless they can “balance” it with an allegedly outrageous quote from, say, Alan Grayson).

Oh, and while I don’t know if Hunter gets conniptions about fluoridated water, he sure doesn’t mind some classic stereotyping, insisting that “in Middle Eastern Culture,” lying is “looked upon with high regard.” No word on whether he also let on that Jewish people make awesome bankers, African Americans can dance like nobody’s business, and Irish are notorious skinflints…

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