When I started telling people I was knocked up, one of the first questions I got was, “What are you going to do about the ferrets?”
My answers ranged from, “Well, we’ll just feed them directly into a woodchipper, soon as I can rent one” to “I was thinking of letting the baby sleep in the cage the first couple of months since she won’t be much bigger than Bucky and it’ll be warm in there.” I mean, what the TITS, what am I going to do about the ferrets? The ferrets are actually very good with kids, even huffy little Claire, and we’ll do our best to keep the baby from eating them.
I’m actually sort of thinking that this is our future:
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