It's been a glorious evening at Adrastos World HQ. First, my adopted NBA playoffs team, the San Antonio Spurs, opened a can of whoop ass on the Miami Heat to tale a 2-1 lead in the NBA Finals. Second, the arrogant, smug, dickish House Majority Leader Eric Cantor lost to some wingnutty college professor named David Brat. Some pundits insist that it happened because of immigration, but Cantor ignored his district whilst casting a lustful eye on the Speakership. Btw, House Republicans lost their only non-Christian tonight but they gained a sausage. Talk about getting porked…