Things I learned from the epic Governor Fat Fat Fuck presser and pity party:
He’s not a bully.
He’s sad over being betrayed and lied to by a Bridget Too Far Kelly.
He claims to work out.
He was blindsided by the lying liars on his staff.
The presser inspired all sorts of song title twists: Born to Run On, Borne to be Wildstein and, of course, the title of this post.
I’m exhausted by all the second hand hot air that I inhaled so I’m closing now.My twitter feed was humming so if you’re feeling masochistic check it out.
I’ll give the Boss the last word:
