Apropos of nothing, here are “more top stories” from CNN right now:
- Police: Stepdad foils kidnapping
- Earthquake swarm hits Nevada
- Ex-SEAL: Bin Laden ‘died afraid’
- 4th victim of school shooting dies
- Official: Students killed, bodies burned
- Arrest made in McStay family deaths
- Suspect told CNN: I have no clue
- Shocking carjacking caught on tape
- America’s most expensive home
- Her job is to help you die a ‘good death’
- Soldier dad surprises kids at school
- So fetch: ‘Mean Girls’ cast reunites
- Waitress shocked by $1,000 tip
- Ben Carson leaves Fox News
- Thief grabs woman’s purse THEN …
- Man ate 95 meals at Olive Garden
- ‘Love Boat’ stars reunite
- This may be the oldest photo of a person
- Shipwreck found on Jersey coast
- The most powerful celebrity babies
- Dylan, Beatles, Stones in one band?
- CNN reporter: ‘How could they do this?’
- Student’s miracle shot wins truck
- Calvin Klein calls HER plus sized?
- Vote for CNN Hero of the Year
I think my favorite is the guy who told CNN he “had no clue.” Because if the jokes write themselves then that’s more time for me to watch football.
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