Juliet Was the Brains of the Whole Operation

I’ve thought this for years: 

• Juliet:We’re married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

  • Romeo:Right.

  • Romeo:It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

 

• Juliet:Ok so since Romeo fucked up I’m gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He’ll come and get me and we can go away together.
• Romeo:*immediately kills himself*
• Juliet:For fucks sake.

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