Kansas Senator Roger Marshall’s reelection campaign is in deep shit. He’s a poor campaigner with an articulate and appealing opponent in Adam Hamilton. Marshall is also a corrupt piece of shit. And that is why Doctor Senator Roger Marshall is malaka of the week.
Where do I start with this mook? Marshall is one of Bobby Junior’s supporters and enablers, calling him a disruptor. Lame duck Gret Stet Doctor Senator Bill Cassidy has always been queasy about enabling Bobby Junior, not Roger Marshall. He’s a quack who sold out to MAHA. In fact, he founded the senate MAHA caucus in furtherance of Bobby Junior’s destruction of our public health system.
Shorter Adrastos: Roger Marshall is worse than two-time malaka of the week Bill Cassidy.
Doctor Senator Marshall is an ob-gyn. It’s a branch of the medical profession known for caring about their patients. Not Doctor Senator Malaka. He’s a greedy MAGA maggot who was exposed by the NYT in September as a greedy asshole.
The headline and tagline of the article says it all about Marshall’s callous treatment of his patients. We begin with the headline, A Doctor Sued 700 Patients for Debts; 81 Were Arrested. Now He’s a Senator.
The tagline is even worse: “Patients sued by Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas were routinely charged 18 percent interest, The Times found. Some had bank accounts garnished.”
I guess Doctor Senator Malaka thinks he’s a disruptor or some such shit; he sounds more like a loan shark with a stethoscope. Disruptor is one of the words that should be banished from the political lexicon. Iconic is another overused phrase, but now that I think of it, Roger Marshall is an iconic asshole.
That’s not the only scandal involving Doctor Senator Malaka. Judd Legum at Popular Information lobbed a hand grenade in the MAHA senator’s lap yesterday morning:
On November 8, 2018, then-Congressman Roger Marshall (R-KS) and his wife completed a purchase of 1,250 shares of Ionics Life Sciences, a privately held company, according to documents from the Irish Companies Registration Office obtained by Popular Information. The Marshalls spent $250,000 to acquire the stock at a price of $200 per share.
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Under the STOCK Act, Marshall was required to disclose his joint purchase of stock in Ionics Life Sciences within 45 days of his purchase. Marshall did not file his required transaction report, however, until August 28, 2019, more than 240 days late. Subsequent disclosures reveal that the value of his Ionics stock, by 2020, had increased and was now worth up to $500,000.
On the disclosure, Marshall lists the initial purchase date as October 1, 2018, and incorrectly lists its location as Sterling, Kansas. It is Genzada that is based in Kansas, not Ionics. Marshall did not report that Genzada was a subsidiary of Ionics until his August 2026 report.”
Marshall is on the committee that oversees the FDA. This smacks of insider trading, which is against the law. The MAGA DOJ no longer enforces those laws and the statute of limitations has tolled, so it will be up to the people of Kansas to punish their crooked senator. They can either wallow in the corrupt MAGA mire or fire the incumbent in 5 days. And that is why Doctor Senator Roger Marshall is malaka of the week.
Since Roger Marshall is a bad joke as both a senator and doctor, the musical last word goes to Alvin and The Chipmunks:
The countdown last word goes to Harold Lloyd:
