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Kung-Fu Zombie

People. When you see this sort of thing you’re supposed to alert me immediately.Not wait for Metaquotes to do it:

I JUST WATCHED A MOVIE CALLEDKUNG-FU ZOMBIE.

IT WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

1 MINUTE: THIS MOVIE IS CALLED KUNG-FU ZOMBIE

2 MINUTES: HOPPING ZOMBIE PRIEST PLAYING THE CYMBALS AND GIGGLING LIKE A LOON

3 MINUTES: ZOMBIE DOGPILE

4 MINUTES: SPIKED PIT OF DEATH

5 MINUTES: SHIRTLESS DUDE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS KICKING ASS

6 MINUTES: FURNITURE FIGHT

I am going to go rent this mofo right now:

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