People. When you see this sort of thing you’re supposed to alert me immediately.Not wait for Metaquotes to do it:
I JUST WATCHED A MOVIE CALLEDKUNG-FU ZOMBIE.
IT WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
1 MINUTE: THIS MOVIE IS CALLED KUNG-FU ZOMBIE
2 MINUTES: HOPPING ZOMBIE PRIEST PLAYING THE CYMBALS AND GIGGLING LIKE A LOON
3 MINUTES: ZOMBIE DOGPILE
4 MINUTES: SPIKED PIT OF DEATH
5 MINUTES: SHIRTLESS DUDE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS KICKING ASS
6 MINUTES: FURNITURE FIGHT
I am going to go rent this mofo right now:
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Kung Fu Zombie? Why didn’t I think of that?
If you can find it, check out a flick called Wild Zero. It’s about a Japanese band that fancies themselves not unlike Kiss fighting zombies. It is the balls.
Oh, also:
that’s a different result of a shivery.
I’ve never seen even that much of one of those movies before. I don’t know whether to thank you for the opportunity you so generously provided, or simply puke on my keyboard. It’s going to take better drugs than what I have to “get” this art form. But, I’ll try anything once or twice.
Y’all ain’t right.
I would hope at this point you’ve seen “Bubba Ho-Tep”.
Calling Rifftrax. This sounds like a job for Mike, Kevin and Bill if they haven’t already gotten there.
You should also check out Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.
It must have cost at LEAST $200 to make (not including beer), and is awesomely bad.
It’s just what the title sounds like. Jesus, kicking vampire butt.
Oh… did I mention that they’re lesbian vampires?
“If I’m not back in five minutes, call the Pope.” – Jesus, headed into trouble.
isn’t it enough they did the prince of space? or should i say Manos: the hands of fate.
Oooh, I love Prince Of Space; one of MST3k’s most underrated efforts.
RazorEddie, I think you just gave me my little brother’s Christmas gift.
Last year I got him Battle Pope. My excuse being that I will need company in hell.
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