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What Jack Stuef Said

You can only get played so many times before peoplestop blaming Andrew Breitbart and start blaming you:

Seriously? Fuck off. Fuck off. And try to remember for a second that
you are called the National Association for the Advancement of Colored
People and not the National Association for Demonizing Random Black
People Andrew Breitbart Baselessly Tells You to Demonize. Jesus Christ.

Later on, realizing what they had done to this poor, exemplary woman, the NAACP backtracked and releasedanother statement, blaming their initial reaction oncontext. Yeah, no. You don’t get away with doing that. There was no reason in Breitbart’soriginal
context for them to throw her under the bus. Maybe you have the
responsibility to think first about what you are doing when you call
people racists, NAACP. Certainly you have that responsibility if you
want people to take you seriously the next time you call someone racist.

But the most depressing thing about all of this is that Tom Vilsack fired Shirley Sherrod. Hefired her. Because of some dumb thing Breitbart vomited on his keyboard! Hefired her!

You may remember Tom Vilsack-of-shit as thegreatest failure
of the 2008 presidential election. This castrato quickly realized that
nobody liked him and almost immediately dropped out. But oh no, Tom had
campaign debts! So Tom went around asking all the other candidates to
pay off his debts in exchange for his endorsement.Hillary Clinton bit.
And so, after groveling and kissing her feet, Tom Vilsack spent a year
going around telling people how much he loved Hillary. God, he loved
her so much! He baked pies for her! Yet somehow that stench of sack
(Vil) success never brushed off on Hillary.

So it should be no surprise this man has no balls. He is a disgrace
to the state of Iowa, where brave people legalized gay marriage because
it was the right thing to do. And it is time for him to return to
obscurity in his hometown of Mount Pleasant and enjoy his neighbors
ignoring him.

I think I’m in love.

A.

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