But he just pretty much declared all childless (or childfree) marriages invalid in the eyes of God:
Still, he defended his position to keep marriage a union between a man and a woman: “Because I believe we are made the way God made man and woman and man and woman come together to have a union to produce children which keeps civilization going and provide the best environment for children to be raised,” Santorum said. “I think that is something society should value and should give privileged status over a group of people who want to have a relationship together.”
Fuckmook. Should people be fertility-tested prior to marriage, then? Let’s have the state do that! Unless your DNA is compatible and your breeding capabilities are verified, you are not allowed to marry, or mate. There could be, like, large laboratories all over the country and everybody could be subjected to mandatory testing upon the onset of puberty. Of course, fertility at one point in one’s life is not fertility forever, so there would have to be ongoing monitoring, say, every year?
There’s no way that could ever go wrong.
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