Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Ship Of Tools edition
Good morning, everybody – since the Great Romney purge of ’12, the average IQ of the Freeeperati seems to have dropped by double digits, and when you’restarting out in the double digits, that’s significant.
Frankly, I have house plants with more intelligence, and bass guitar stings with more cognitive ability.
Kibitzer is fascinated by The Mystery Of The Double Posts, so the first one’s for tha K-dawg.
Posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:07:07 AM byThird Person
Joe Scarborough to Jeb Bush opponents: “You know, you can go online and act like a jackass and say what you want to say and now everybody is calling Jeb Bush a RINO (Republican in name only). Just shut the hell up.You can stay in your mother’s basement, you can eat your Cheetos, you can type on your dingy laptop. That’s all you got, but you are not the future of the Republican Party. So just keep screaming at your walls downstairs, your day is done.”
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What an establishment tool. You’re an ass, Joe boy!
1 posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:07:18 AM byThird Person
Scarborough may not be the sharpest tool in the bag of hammers, but there’s not enough wattage in this entire thread to power a LED nightlight:
To: Third Person
Joe. Look at the election results. We are the ones out there with jobs, businesses, paying taxes, and are winning every election in most parts of the country.
You’re also paying his salary by watching his show, so it all evens out.
We are the majority, and we are going to change the way Washington functions…like it or not.
2 posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:09:24 AM byilgipper
Not only are they “the majority”, they’re also the best and the brightest!
To:Third Person
Hey Joe, at leastwe do not get paid to show off our stupidity.
Um – the Occupiers get out of their “parents’ basements” and Occupy public places. That’s why they’re called “Occupiers”. You’ve got them mixed up with your yelling-at-clouds brigade.
To: Third Person
The Republicans (conservatives) I know are members of the ‘Productive Class’.
They understand how to create value and generate economic growth.
They don’t do that from their ‘mother’s basement’. Joe “Chocker” Scarborough is a dumbass.
15 posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:20:04 AM bygriswold3 (Big Government does not tolerate rivals.)
To: Third Person
I’d like to hear Joe talk about his dead aide.
13 posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:17:10 AM bynolongerademocrat (“Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have.” B’rachot 30b)
Hit him with your bag of Chee-tos – that’ll show him!
And now –the punch line.
To: Third Person
That description just doesn’t work with conservatives, JOEY BOY. It is absolutely perfect for left wingers…and to think I voted for this asswipe twice…
27 posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:30:00 AM byRed Badger (Think logically. Act normally…)
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More tomtoolery after the Wall.
So – how’s that push to try to blame Obama for inheriting the economy that the greedheads wrecked?
Posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:17:58 AM bySeekAndFind
Americans continue to place more blame for the country’s ongoing economic problems on former President George W. Bush than on President Barack Obama, a new survey shows.
Though Bush has been out of office for nearly three and a half years, 68 percent blame him a “great deal” or “moderate amount” for the nation’s economic woes, according to aGallup poll released Thursday. Meanwhile, 52 percent of Americans believe the same about Obama. There exists a partisan divide on who blames who for the current economic distress, but Republicans are more willing to blame Bush than Democrats are willing to blame Barack Obama.
In fact, 49 percent of Republicans said Bush was greatly or moderately responsible for America’s economic woes, compared to 51 percent who said he wasn’t. On the other hand, 19 percent of Democrats blame Obama for the current distress, while 81 percent say he is “not much” or “not at all” responsible.
Obama’s share of the blame has been relatively steady over the past three years: since 2010, between 48 percent and 53 percent of Americans have blamed him for the economic problems facing the United States.
1 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:18:14 AM bySeekAndFind
To: SeekAndFind
The truth is that, people WOULD blame Obama, but they also do NOT want to be accused with the “r” word.
Republican?
3 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:19:35 AM byBiggirl (“Jesus talked to us as individuals”-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
Yeah – that’s gotta be it. I mean, what other explanation is there?
To: SeekAndFind
Also because GWB became a RINO over time.
5 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:20:58 AM byBiggirl (“Jesus talked to us as individuals”-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
But but but – he’s Commander Codpiece! The bulge in your flightsuits! The ground in your standyourground!
To: SeekAndFind
A tree falls on my house.
Because an inept contractor cut it down, causing it to fall on my house.
I hire a contractor to fix my roof.
This contractor spends the next few months talking with me, planning and is being a really nice guy, but the roof is still not fixed.
because there’s still a tree lying on it.
I will go out and hireanother contractor. the same contractor who cut the tree down in the first place, since he’s obviously dependable.
FIFY.
15 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:31:20 AM byErik Latranyi (When religions have to beg the gov’t for a waiver, we are already under socialism.)
And of course, when all else fails, shoot the messenger.
To: SeekAndFind
Survey Methods Results for this Gallup poll are based on telephone interviews conducted June 7-10, 2012, with a random sample of 1,004 adults, aged 18 and older, living in all 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.
Who are these people that have nothing better to do?
40 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 7:49:43 AM byBO Stinkss
YEAH! Theycould be sitting in their houses typing screeds on a fringe right-wing website!
Posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:39:48 PM byseanmerc
Via CBS News’ Mark Knoller
This is pretty hilarious.
If you’re twelve years old…
I wonder how Rat-style medicine tastes to the Rats.
Yeah – I remember vividly Obama’s bus circling McCain events and honking its horn.
And of course, there was that time Obama put a whoopee cushion under McCain’s seat.
Oddly, no one noticed it…
It’s time to out-Axelrod Axelrod! As one of the commenters said, this ain’t the McCain campaign.
1 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:40:01 PM byseanmerc
It’s much stupider, for one thing.
To: seanmerc
Obama’s comment on this: “See? I told you Romney was the candidate of the Honkies!”
4 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:43:01 PM by17th Miss Regt
And there you have it.
To: seanmerc
Brilliant move by the Romney Campaign.
Now, they just need to get a louder horn and a whole crowd of people with handheld air horns, noisemakers and firecrackers for whenever Obama speaks.
7 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:45:24 PM byUncle Slayton
To: seanmerc
should have been blaring the theme to “Shaft” as well.
8 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:45:44 PM byTurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
I amSO glad we’re living in a post-racial society. Aren’t you?
To: seanmerc
Could it be, that Mittens will take the gloves off and really campaign?
12 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:49:29 PM byswamprebel (Where liberty dwells, there is my country.)
Sounds like. In fact, thousands of campaign volunteers are filling water baloons even as we speak!
To: seanmerc
Pretty childish. I know the rats pull this crap
Remember when Kerry drove Dubya’s bus into the swimming pool?
and I hate it whenthey the GOP does ittoo.
FIFY again.
Really don’t want to see us descend totheir our level… would rather elevate the conversation.
Let’s talk about the homosexualists, shall we?
Frankly, let Obama talk… he’s burying himself.
And you’re burying the irony meter – in the red.
“In that case,” said Napoleon, “let us wait twenty minutes; when the enemy is making a false movement we must take good care not to interrupt him.”
15 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 1:50:39 PM bypgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats… when they do.)
Always good advice.
To: seanmerc
What a bunch of clowns. The media will have a field day with this. While I think it is funny the vast majority of the public that is uninformed by the MSM will see this as Romney behaving unpresidential. He needs to stay out of the news.
with donughts maybe, and run around with bicycle horns and buckets of confetti. You know pretend like they are throwing water but its really confetti. They could explain later that it was symbolic of waking up the dimwit sheeple.
29 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 2:06:38 PM byLeep (Enemy of the Statist)
Or explain why voters should trust them to be serious about fixing the economy…
To: seanmerc
Tacky.
If true.
30 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 2:07:13 PM byBenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: seanmerc
Hilarious?
How about
“Gee, men are dying today in Afghanistan, the entire middle east is a powder keg, Europe is poised to slide the world into depression, millions of Americans are jobless, others are hoarding food, obama drones are patrolling our skies, highways and farms watching all of us.
So… lets go drive Romney buses around an obama speech and honk horns! So no one can hear the president’s lies, just our idiocy!”
Yeah, how mature, how thoughtful, how FUN! How focused on the issues. This will really attract those voters looking for a candidate with the gravitas to save our nation.
I swear, are these Romney men thinking they are smart and funny?
Well, them and the majority of the Freeperati on this thread.
Guess you guys have more in common than you imagined.
Romney’s ICK factor just went up again due to his questionable advisors.
34 posted on Thursday, June 14, 2012 2:12:39 PM bysilverleaf (Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell)
Like that’spossible.
Well, that’s enough for one trip to the toolshed.
The comments have been sparse of late, so (as I have already dispatched the duckling), I’m gonna have to put Precious Kitty on the block.
