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Light A Fire In Your New Shoes

Oh, good.Let them crap all over Christie.He’s only their best chance of winning in four years. He only took a major national disaster and managed not to act like an incompetent bag of assholes like every other Republican on the planet, and actually seems to appeal to people on a personal level, so let’s burn him to the ground.

I get that it was awkward to have Christie say nice things about Obama, but maybe he would have said nice things about Mitt too, if Mitt had been useful in any way. If Mitt had called him up and said you know what, here’s $5 million instead of five lousy thousand and some expired chicken broth. I mean, there was in fact a way to do this that didn’t make Mitt look like a douche, but hosting a crap relief event and then bitching that Christie didn’t love him enough was not, shall we say, it.

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