“Tea Party House Republicans have had a rough month … We have a few suggestions for House Republicans that might make their next month a little bit easier,” said Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee spokesman Jesse Ferguson in a release.
Among the “suggested” agenda items complied by the DCCC: breakfast paid for by lobbyists, “Science 101,” a workshop on “How to stop talking about ‘legitimate rape’ and insulting women,” a math course on “counting to 218 votes” — and, of course, trust falls.
Also on the suggested topics to be discussed: “How to increase our approval ratings: What root canals, traffic jams, cockroaches and head lice are doing right.”
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