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The ‘Everyone Gets a Trophy’ Virus

Jesus, what a fucking tool: 

Eric Bolling ended today’s Cashin’ In by saying Ebola may be a serious public health issue, but there’s another virus that all Americans should be alert about: liberalism. Yes, Bolling said that liberalism “is a dangerous virus” all Americans should be concerned about.

So why is liberalism such a scourge on the nation? Bolling explained, “Truth, transparency, freedom and liberty, the flag, under God, patriotism, all out the window, are being replaced by ‘Everyone gets a trophy,’ ‘Share the wealth,’ ‘The government knows what’s best for your business, your family, and your bedroom.’ Be careful.”

1. Who is throwing flags out the window? Bad liberal.

We burn them while chanting “Death to America.”

You have one job, guys.

2. I look forward to the calls for civility from people who think opposing political views are a sickness.

3. Is the Ebola panic not over yet? I thought avoiding local news for a week would help with the DO YOU HAVE EBOLA NEWS YOU CAN USE bullshit, but it seems my silent protest was in vain.

4. Cashin’ In is right.

A.

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