This Is Why I Have No Patience for Small Talk, Thoughts & Prayers for the Victims, or Cable News Theme Songs

This. This right here.

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Marriott faux-pologized, natch, as did a bunch of other obnoxious assholes who did obnoxious asshole things like this, who took something that we still don’t even fully know what it was and turned it into an excuse for a mattress sale or whatever.

This is why I get so angry at the easy sentimentality and angel-wing GIFs and shit. The survivors are still surviving, and we’re offering them muffins. For half a fucking hour.

A.