This may turn into a regular feature, or it may fall by the wayside. The fates have yet to reveal themselves or some such shit.
Kandiss Taylor is a wingnut Republican running for Governor of Georgia. Former Senator David Perdue has the Impeached Insult Comedian’s support, but Kandiss Taylor seems to have the QAnon lady’s backing. I cannot find a record of a formal endorsement, but Marjorie Taylor Greene has made appearances with Kandiss. I was hoping they were related but I couldn’t find a family tie. Perhaps I should consult with Skip Gates.
Kandiss Taylor *is* endorsed by nutty Trumpers Lin Wood and Mike Lindell. That’s right, the My Pillow Guy is in her corner. I wonder if he helped pay for the snazzy tour bus.
“WHO’S THAT COMIN’ DOWN THE TRACK? A BIG MACHINE THATS RED AND BLACK… AINT NOTHIN’ FINER IN THE LAND, THAN A CONSERVATIVE KANDISS TAYLOR FAN!!!!”
Let’s do this… Let’s paint Georgia Taylor RED! ❤️💋👠
See you on tour! 🇺🇸🍑
*Tour schedule is posted on website!* pic.twitter.com/QsxjNw4qeG— Kandiss Taylor (@KandissTaylor) February 17, 2022
Kandiss? What kind of spelling is that? I’ve known Candaces and Candices but never a Kandiss. I guess I shouldn’t diss her name…
Speaking of Candices, Candice Bergen was trending the other day on the Tweeter Tube. She’s 75 so I was afraid she’d kicked the bucket. It was *another* Candice Bergen. This one is a rightwing Canadian politician who supports the occupation of Ottawa. Freedom, man, eh.
I don’t know if anyone calls Dr. Taylor Kandy but it’s a possibility. The last word consists of two Candy songs by Magnetic Fields and Iggy Pop:
Keep your shirt on, Iggy. Why am I asking the impossible? I’m not sure if Iggy owns any shirts.