The Convicted Insult Comedian is out for retribution in 2024. He can, however, be forgiving of those who attack him, then abase themselves by crawling back into the Trump cult with their tail between their legs..
Today’s post is dedicated to those craven cowards who know that the Kaiser of Chaos is unfit but support him anyway. My Talented Mr. Santos Pop Quiz was so popular that I decided to try my hand at a Who Said That About Trump Pop Quiz. The answers can be found at the end of the post.
The options provided are on the silly side as is the notion that an Insult Comedian with a dead nutria pelt atop his head is fit to be president. I’ve also added links to some past posts about these patsies, which is why some of the names are in bold face. That’s perfect: some of them are bald face liars.
You say bold face. I say bald face. Let’s call the whole thing off.
It’s time to Name That Sycophant:
1. “Donald Trump is a sniveling coward.”
A. Michael Cohen
B. Liz Cheney
C. Ted Cruz
D. Jack E Leonard
E. Mike Pence
2. “If we nominate Donald Trump, we will be destroyed.”
A. Jeb Bush
C. Susan Collins
E. Bob Corker
3. “He runs on this idea that he is fighting for the little guy. But he has spent his entire career, sticking it to the little guy…If you all have friends who are thinking about voting for Donald Trump, friends do not let friends vote for con artists.”
A. Jackie Mason
B. Jeff Flake
C. Marco Rubio
D. Tim Miller
E. Chuck Grassley
4. “Trump is getting meaner and more aggressive by the day.”
A. Nikki Haley
B. George Conway
C. John Bolton
D. John Kelly
E. Penn Jillette
5. “He is shallow, there is no substance. He doesn’t know anything about policy, he has no idea what he is talking about. He makes it up on the fly,”
A. Rachel Maddow
B. Bobby Jindal
C. Paul Ryan
D. Lisa Murkowski
E. Henny Youngman
6. “Our country can’t be a therapy session for … a troubled man like this.”
A. Mary Trump
B. E Jean Carroll
C. Cassidy Hutchinson
D. Don Rickles
E. Bill Barr
7. “Former President Trump’s actions preceding the riot were a disgraceful dereliction of duty. There is no question that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of that day.”
A. Adam Schiff
B. Mitch McConnell
C. Mitt Romney
D. Jamie Raskin
The Quiz Key:
1C. Ted Cruz who turned out to be the real sniveling coward. I threw Jack E Leonard into the mix because he was an insult comedian with a derisive nickname, Fat Jack. He could have put Pennywise in his place.
2D. Lindsey Graham who destroyed his reputation as serious legislator after joining the Trump cult. The ghost of John McCain gave up the ghost on him because he’s such a pussy. Lindsey should grab himself.
3C. Marco Rubio who knows what a con man is since he comes from a state full of them. Come on down, Rick Scott. I put Jackie Mason in the mix because he was an insult comedian and an asshole much like the Kaiser of Chaos.
4A. Nikki Haley who has always been a conformist and came crawling back to preserve her political viability. I added Penn Jillette because of the whole Trump has cotton candy piss hair thing. I also plan to see him this summer in Vegas, baby.
5B. Bobby Jindal who is the world’s youngest political has been other than Madison Cawthorn who many of you have forgotten but I have not. I threw Henny Youngman in the mix because PBJ has no sense of humor, and I felt the need to lighten things up. Henny also played a mean violin which is true but apropos of nothing.
6E. Bill Barr who was a sycophant, then a Never Trumper and has returned to form as a sycophant. I added Mr. Warmth because he was the ultimate insult comedian.
7B. Mitch McConnell who more than anyone else in this parade of sycophants should have known better. But he’s a party before country guy, which makes him the most contemptible sycophant of all.
That’s a whole lotta crawling sycophants. The last word goes to Richard Thompson:
