Fuck The Fuck Yeah–This Fucking Shit Is What The Fuck I’m Fucking Talking About. Fuck.

Fuck yeah, motherfuckers. So, it turns out that swearing fucking kicks ass. No, really, there’s fucking SCIENCE and shit backing this the fuck up. So take note, assorted cocksuckers, motherfuckers, bitches, bastards, and dickheads:Swearing can make you feel better. I must be the best-feeling motherfucker on this whole motherfucking bubble. No wonder David Broder and Cokie Roberts walk around with permanent sticks up their priggish asses. They think that saying the word “fuck” is a crime against humanity. Chill the fuck out, assholes! That’s right. This motherfucking post gets the motherfucking “science” tag. Fucking believe that. Continue reading Fuck The Fuck Yeah–This Fucking Shit Is What The Fuck I’m Fucking Talking About. Fuck.

Two sides to the fight

The Texas State Board of Education enjoyed its fair share of bad press lately, and rightly so. Strike 1: In Friday night’sWorst Person in the World segment, Keith gave the finger to Goodhair for considering Cynthia Dunbar as a leading candidate to head up the SBOE. Not just any old run-of-the mill religious conservative, Dunbar is in the Obama-is-Hitler cult and also thinks (when she thinks at all) that public school is a “tool of perversion,” “unconstitutional,” and “tyrannical,” choosing to homeschool her own offspring rather than subject them to actual education. So naturally, our august governor thought she’d be … Continue reading Two sides to the fight

How much does it cost to kill a jaguar anyway?

Macho B., thought to be the last wild jaguar in the US, died Monday in Arizona. The 118-pound animal was 16 years old and had been fairly recently collared by researchers. In the middle of February, he was accidentally captured in an Arizona Game and Fish Department trap. After discovering that he was suffering from irreparable kidney failure, wildlife authorities euthanized Macho. Whether Macho’s capture and collaring contributed to his death or whether his illness was due to age will be known soon enough. Either way, the loss of this big cat is a tragedy for all of us. I … Continue reading How much does it cost to kill a jaguar anyway?

Transparent and Connected. Can We Handle It?

Something very interesting happened over on the Obama transition team’sChange.gov site a week ago. It was the day before Thanksgiving, so it didn’t make as big of a splash as it might otherwise have. An invitation was issued toJoin the Discussion and tell the Obama team “What worries you most about the healthcare system in our country?” Transition team members Dr. Dora Hughes and Lauren Aronson opened the discussion with a video request for feedback. “Today we’re trying out a new feature on our website that will allow us get instant feedback from you about our top priorities. We also … Continue reading Transparent and Connected. Can We Handle It?