Good Monday morning, constant readers!  I was moving some of the newer drums of Freepitude on the loading dock, and I noticed one that had a crystalline blue patina on the top.

Further examination showed it to be crystal meth of astounding purity. I know that meth labs and “the base” go together like Mario and Luigi, but this is a little weird, even for Freepers. I got it into the iso chamber, pried it open, and faster than you can say “Gus Fring skullface”, this popped out:

At least 2 people reportedly killed in Kansas workplace shooting
FOXNEWS.COM ^ | 25 FEBRUARY 2016 | FOX NEWS

Posted on 2/25/2016, 6:20:25 PM by Extremely Extreme Extremist

DEVELOPING: At least two people were killed and up to four others injured in a shooting at a Kansas workplace on Thursday.

The shooting took place at Excel Industries in Hesston, Kan., KSN-TV in Wichita reported.

Victor Ramirez, an employee at the company, told KAKE-TV that at least five people were shot.

1 posted on 2/25/2016, 6:20:25 PM by Extremely Extreme Extremist

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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Hmmm… what was the shooter’s name?

3 posted on 2/25/2016, 6:24:10 PM by Pearls Before Swine

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To: Cicero

Achmed shoot up to the chicken processing plant?

9 posted on 2/25/2016, 6:39:10 PM by VRWCarea51 (The original 1998 version)

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*drumroll*

To: Conservative Gato

KWCH just released the perp’s name: Cedric Ford

16 posted on 2/25/2016, 7:16:52 PM by Conservative Gato

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More after the not-Muslim-after-all break!

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