Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – paranoia strikes derp edition

OK gang – I’ve beefed up the seals on the iso chamber door, put new rubber walkway covers in, and there is now an emergency shower handle every 15 feet with a “You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me” sign marking each one. Maybe NOW the RCRA guys will get off my ass.

Let’s get started.

The Freeperati are beginning to freep out since The Darnold’s poll numbers have started going in the shitter.

Is it the skewed polls? The dreaded Em Ess Em? Lord Xenu and the Marcabs? (the name of my next band)

It couldn’t POSSIBLY be that Freepers are a fringe of a fringe, and that the majority of sane people in this country are realizing that Orange Julius is a couple of tacos shy of a combination plate.  No way.

First up in our paranoia parade – My TV’s spying on me!!

TOM BAUERLE: CAN SATELLITES REPROGRAM VOTING MACHINES?
Bear Witness ^ | August 5, 2016 | Judi McLeod

Posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎26‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis

A fervent prayer that radio talk show host Tom Bauerle and Yours Truly won’t become the ‘dearly departed’ following “mysterious deaths” while walking our dogs, hoisting barbells down at the gym or walking home.

Bauerle is the braver of the two because he is right in the U.S., in graver danger for digging like a terrier at the truth about the satellite-reliant election equipment that may now be being “rigged” to get Hillary Clinton elected as the next U.S. president.

1 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎26‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis
I love your handle, but if you don’t want people to read your gigglesnort material, you shouldn’t post it.
To: dontreadthis

Pretty sure they are doing this with my wife and making her claim it is menopause.

6 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎46‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by disndat

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Come on, guys – this is serious stuff here!

To: dontreadthis

“They” can do anything they want to do. TV has been spying on us for years.

12 posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎51‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by VerySadAmerican (“…if it is of God, you cannot overthrow it…” Acts 5:39)

TVspying

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Some of the Freeperati are skeptical :

To: dontreadthis
Does this mean that the voting machines need to be wrapped in tin foil? 

14 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎55‎:‎16‎ ‎AM by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)

To: dontreadthis
Satellites are basically repeaters. They retransmit what they receive. That does not include the ability to reprogram anything. 

15 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎13‎:‎58‎ ‎AM by I want the USA back (Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)

No! NO!!  I have the proof right here!!
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SatAttack
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SEE?????
To: I want the USA back

Maybe that’s what happened in the town of 105 voters that cast 1,500 votes for obozo.

16 posted on ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎11‎:‎04‎ ‎AM by oldasrocks (rump)

WantToBelieve
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It gets even crazier after the jump…

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Gently Weeping Guitars (And Republicans)

Nashville’s Gibson Guitars finally admitted it violated the Lacey Act when it imported endangered wood. They will pay $350,000 in fines and penalties, forfeit their claim to endangered wood seized by the Feds, and hopefully go and sin no more. What I really want is for Republicans to be held accountable for their baseless claim that CEO Henry Juszkiewicz was targeted by the Obama Administration because he donated to Republicans. It was a completely crazy (and baseless) allegation that got picked up by Fox and went around the wingnut wurlitzer, the kind of stuff Teanuts just want to believe is … Continue reading Gently Weeping Guitars (And Republicans)

Gently Weeping Guitars (And Republicans)

Nashville’s Gibson Guitars finally admitted itviolated the Lacey Act when it imported endangered wood. They will pay $350,000 in fines and penalties, forfeit their claim to endangered wood seized by the Feds, and hopefully go and sin no more. What I really want is for Republicans to be held accountable for their baseless claim that CEO Henry Juszkiewicz was targeted by the Obama Administration because he donated to Republicans. It was a completely crazy (and baseless) allegationthat got picked up by Fox and went around the wingnut wurlitzer, the kind of stuff Teanuts just want to believe is true. Apparently … Continue reading Gently Weeping Guitars (And Republicans)