Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – paranoia strikes derp edition

OK gang – I’ve beefed up the seals on the iso chamber door, put new rubber walkway covers in, and there is now an emergency shower handle every 15 feet with a “You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me” sign marking each one. Maybe NOW the RCRA guys will get off my ass.

Let’s get started.

The Freeperati are beginning to freep out since The Darnold’s poll numbers have started going in the shitter.

Is it the skewed polls? The dreaded Em Ess Em? Lord Xenu and the Marcabs? (the name of my next band)

It couldn’t POSSIBLY be that Freepers are a fringe of a fringe, and that the majority of sane people in this country are realizing that Orange Julius is a couple of tacos shy of a combination plate.  No way.

First up in our paranoia parade – My TV’s spying on me!!

Bear Witness ^ | August 5, 2016 | Judi McLeod

Posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎26‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis

A fervent prayer that radio talk show host Tom Bauerle and Yours Truly won’t become the ‘dearly departed’ following “mysterious deaths” while walking our dogs, hoisting barbells down at the gym or walking home.

Bauerle is the braver of the two because he is right in the U.S., in graver danger for digging like a terrier at the truth about the satellite-reliant election equipment that may now be being “rigged” to get Hillary Clinton elected as the next U.S. president.

1 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎26‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis
I love your handle, but if you don’t want people to read your gigglesnort material, you shouldn’t post it.
To: dontreadthis

Pretty sure they are doing this with my wife and making her claim it is menopause.

6 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎46‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by disndat



Come on, guys – this is serious stuff here!

To: dontreadthis

“They” can do anything they want to do. TV has been spying on us for years.

12 posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎51‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by VerySadAmerican (“…if it is of God, you cannot overthrow it…” Acts 5:39)



Some of the Freeperati are skeptical :

To: dontreadthis
Does this mean that the voting machines need to be wrapped in tin foil? 

14 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎55‎:‎16‎ ‎AM by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)

To: dontreadthis
Satellites are basically repeaters. They retransmit what they receive. That does not include the ability to reprogram anything. 

15 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎13‎:‎58‎ ‎AM by I want the USA back (Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)

No! NO!!  I have the proof right here!!
To: I want the USA back

Maybe that’s what happened in the town of 105 voters that cast 1,500 votes for obozo.

16 posted on ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎11‎:‎04‎ ‎AM by oldasrocks (rump)

It gets even crazier after the jump…


Next up – ruminations on – A National Embarrassment!

Trump Says It Would Be ‘Embarrassing’ To Lose To Hillary Clinton ^

Posted on ‎8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎08‎:‎24‎ ‎AM by KMG365

Donald Trump talks about how it would be embarrassing to lose the election to ‘Crooked’ Hillary Clinton during his rally speech in Daytona Beach, Florida.

1 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎08‎:‎24‎ ‎AM by KMG365
Any helpful advice, Freepers?
To: KMG365


2 posted on ‎8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎15‎:‎52‎ ‎AM by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)

Good idea. We’ll run that by a focus group.
Cue the obligatory “End Of The World As We Know It” post :
To: KMG365

More than just embarrassing for the rest of us. It would mean the majority of Americans can’t distinguish good from evil, and prefer the broad road that leads to destruction.

3 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎23‎:‎48‎ ‎AM by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)

OK – any concrete advice for The Darnold?
To: KMG365

So make a bleeping plan and don’t keep getting distracted from it.

8 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎48‎:‎36‎ ‎AM by Beernoser

Did you forgot who you’re talking to?
I’ve seen  screaming four-year-olds at checkout line candy bins with better impulse control.
Of course, there’s always that old fallback position :
To: dp0622

I was going to say something, but, after watching the clip, I don’t see the need. Just the Donald being the Donald.

He’s going to win in November. From Alaska to Florida, from Maine to Hawaii, the map is going to be red!

11 posted on ‎8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎06‎:‎34‎ ‎AM by cynwoody

You’ve passed De Nile, and have made it all the way to De Derp.
And about using that “embarrassment” word, Trump…  Why, one would almost think that this was all just about your own ego.


To: KMG365
Mr. Trump….it might be personally embarrassing…. but it would also be a colossal disaster for the U.S. 

16 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎49‎:‎36‎ ‎AM by proud American in Canada (God bless the United States of America)

To: KMG365

Dear Mr. Trump

Why do you continue to give the left [in all quarters] ammo?

Because he’s a dumbass.

Please get to the task of talking about jobs and the economy.

Thank You.

22 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎5‎:‎58‎:‎15‎ ‎AM by Daffynition (*Russia, if you are listening* ….. proof the left has *NO* sense of humor.)

To: onona
As many of you have heard me say before, I could care less about polls. This coming election is/was Trump’s to lose. If he seriously wants to win, he needs to start acting presidential and forget retaliating against the small attackers, he has other major “enemies” to overcome. 

27 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎35‎:‎12‎ ‎AM by DaveA37

I can’t imagine what’s been keeping the Hitler comparisons…
To: SoothingDave
No, in my opinion, America won’t. 99 and 44/100ths of the people in America have been deluded into thinking and believing that if Hillary wins,it will continue to be business as usual. That there will be another election 4 years from hence and the Republican Party, sans Donald Trump will win and save the day. Nothing could be further from the truth. They are about to learn the same lesson, the same way the German Jews and others in Germany during the 1930s were taught. 

35 posted on ‎8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎55‎:‎35‎ ‎AM by sport

And now – The post of the thread!!
To: KMG365


Trump is going to crush Hillary with unlikely voters.

39 posted on 8‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎01‎:‎05‎ ‎AM by Berlin_Freeper

And lastly, I see that the BoBs and the Freeperati have finally become one.

In the “paranoia makes strange bedfellows” department, it’s – Stein / Assange in 2016!

Julian Assange will to Green Party via Live Feed
Posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎01‎:‎34‎ ‎PM by TigerClaws
Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, the organization that recently posted thousands of the Democratic Party’s internal emails online, will speak via live stream at the Green Party national convention, party officials announced Friday.
Assange is scheduled to speak at 11:45 a.m. Saturday over a live stream from the Embassy of Ecuador in London.
He will speak on the third day of the progressive party’s national convention at the University of Houston, before the party nominates its 2016 presidential nominee, widely expected to be Jill Stein.
Assange is expected to be interviewed by 2004 Green Party presidential nominee David Cobb, party officials said in a statement Friday.
Wikileaks recently made headlines by releasing thousands of Democratic Party emails on the eve of the Democratic National Convention, suggesting that some DNC party officials quietly had backed Clinton. The revelations angered Sanders supporters, rocked the Democratic gathering and prompted the ouster of DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Green Party officials and candidates repeatedly have used those emails to cast the Democratic Party nomination process as “rigged” and invite Democrats into the Green Party.
Reddit buzz(sic) he’s about to drop another bomb on Hitlery.
1 posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎01‎:‎34‎ ‎PM by TigerClaws
Reddit buzz??
That and a quarter will get you a shitty cup of coffee.
To: TigerClaws


As much as I disagree with Jill Stein on least she stands for what she believes, unlike Bernie Sanders who rolled over for a PLANE..and Stein is always attacking Clinton which is great!

11 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎18‎:‎50‎ ‎PM by Sarah Barracuda

“The enemy of my enemy is a dumbfuck.”

A vote for Green is a vote Hillary doesn’t get.

13 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎24‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)

To: D-fendr


A vote for Green is a vote Hillary doesn’t get.

In 2000, I persuaded a lib to vote for Ralph Nader/Green Party rather than Gore. When she figured out what I’d done, she never spoke to me again.

20 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎47‎:‎12‎ ‎PM by laplata ( Speaking The Truth Is Now Considered ‘Hate Speech’)

Lucky her.
To: TigerClaws


Please, make it Sanders voters go green. “Vote your consciousness!”

22 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎53‎:‎15‎ ‎PM by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)

I’m detecting a pattern here…
Anyway – it’s time for the Big Reveal!!
To: TigerClaws



32 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎08‎:‎14‎ ‎AM by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)

To: Ditter


anything new?

33 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎59‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by Plummz (pro-constitution, anti-corruption)

To: Plummz


it doesn’t appear that there’s anything new.

34 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎04‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by 1_Rain_Drop

(end of thread)


Well, that’s three swings and three misses and I’m outta here.


Obviously the refs have been bought off.


One last thing – I’m Facebook friends with the illustrious Steve Simels (whose Stereo Review record review column I read faithfully in days of yore).

He agrees with me on the whole “The Darnold” thing, and even talked his beautiful and talented companion (who will evermore be referred to as “The Shady Dame”) into making a graphic from the hysterical Mad Magazine parody “Mickey Rodent”, which inspired my coining of the above neologism to describe the  waste of protoplasm now heading the GOP ticket.





So – if Harvey Kurtzman and Bill Elder were alive, they could sue both of us.


One thought on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – paranoia strikes derp edition

  1. “Does this mean that the voting machines need to be wrapped in tin foil? ”

    Stupid freepers don’t seem to realize that tin foil has been removed from US supermarkets, BY OBAMA’S EXECUTIVE ORDER, and only “aluminum” foil is available, which amplifies the satellite signal.

    Now, if they call the correct toll-free number, they can “invest” in a supply of real, true TIN foil.

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