OK gang – I’ve beefed up the seals on the iso chamber door, put new rubber walkway covers in, and there is now an emergency shower handle every 15 feet with a “You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me” sign marking each one. Maybe NOW the RCRA guys will get off my ass.
Let’s get started.
The Freeperati are beginning to freep out since The Darnold’s poll numbers have started going in the shitter.
Is it the skewed polls? The dreaded Em Ess Em? Lord Xenu and the Marcabs? (the name of my next band)
It couldn’t POSSIBLY be that Freepers are a fringe of a fringe, and that the majority of sane people in this country are realizing that Orange Julius is a couple of tacos shy of a combination plate. No way.
First up in our paranoia parade – My TV’s spying on me!!
TOM BAUERLE: CAN SATELLITES REPROGRAM VOTING MACHINES?
Bear Witness ^ | August 5, 2016 | Judi McLeod
Posted on 8/5/2016 9:26:29 PM by dontreadthis
A fervent prayer that radio talk show host Tom Bauerle and Yours Truly won’t become the ‘dearly departed’ following “mysterious deaths” while walking our dogs, hoisting barbells down at the gym or walking home.
Bauerle is the braver of the two because he is right in the U.S., in graver danger for digging like a terrier at the truth about the satellite-reliant election equipment that may now be being “rigged” to get Hillary Clinton elected as the next U.S. president.
Come on, guys – this is serious stuff here!
Some of the Freeperati are skeptical :
To: I want the USA back
Next up – ruminations on – A National Embarrassment!
Trump Says It Would Be ‘Embarrassing’ To Lose To Hillary Clinton
Posted on 8/4/2016 3:08:24 AM by KMG365
Donald Trump talks about how it would be embarrassing to lose the election to ‘Crooked’ Hillary Clinton during his rally speech in Daytona Beach, Florida.
More than just embarrassing for the rest of us. It would mean the majority of Americans can’t distinguish good from evil, and prefer the broad road that leads to destruction.
Dear Mr. Trump
Why do you continue to give the left [in all quarters] ammo?
To: ononaAs many of you have heard me say before, I could care less about polls. This coming election is/was Trump’s to lose. If he seriously wants to win, he needs to start acting presidential and forget retaliating against the small attackers, he has other major “enemies” to overcome.
To: SoothingDaveNo, in my opinion, America won’t. 99 and 44/100ths of the people in America have been deluded into thinking and believing that if Hillary wins,it will continue to be business as usual. That there will be another election 4 years from hence and the Republican Party, sans Donald Trump will win and save the day. Nothing could be further from the truth. They are about to learn the same lesson, the same way the German Jews and others in Germany during the 1930s were taught.
In the “paranoia makes strange bedfellows” department, it’s – Stein / Assange in 2016!
Julian Assange will to Green Party via Live FeedPosted on 8/5/2016 11:01:34 PM by TigerClawsJulian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, the organization that recently posted thousands of the Democratic Party’s internal emails online, will speak via live stream at the Green Party national convention, party officials announced Friday.Assange is scheduled to speak at 11:45 a.m. Saturday over a live stream from the Embassy of Ecuador in London.He will speak on the third day of the progressive party’s national convention at the University of Houston, before the party nominates its 2016 presidential nominee, widely expected to be Jill Stein.Assange is expected to be interviewed by 2004 Green Party presidential nominee David Cobb, party officials said in a statement Friday.Wikileaks recently made headlines by releasing thousands of Democratic Party emails on the eve of the Democratic National Convention, suggesting that some DNC party officials quietly had backed Clinton. The revelations angered Sanders supporters, rocked the Democratic gathering and prompted the ouster of DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz.Green Party officials and candidates repeatedly have used those emails to cast the Democratic Party nomination process as “rigged” and invite Democrats into the Green Party.***********Reddit buzz(sic) he’s about to drop another bomb on Hitlery.
A vote for Green is a vote Hillary doesn’t get.
In 2000, I persuaded a lib to vote for Ralph Nader/Green Party rather than Gore. When she figured out what I’d done, she never spoke to me again.
Well, that’s three swings and three misses and I’m outta here.
Obviously the refs have been bought off.
One last thing – I’m Facebook friends with the illustrious Steve Simels (whose Stereo Review record review column I read faithfully in days of yore).
He agrees with me on the whole “The Darnold” thing, and even talked his beautiful and talented companion (who will evermore be referred to as “The Shady Dame”) into making a graphic from the hysterical Mad Magazine parody “Mickey Rodent”, which inspired my coining of the above neologism to describe the waste of protoplasm now heading the GOP ticket.
So – if Harvey Kurtzman and Bill Elder were alive, they could sue both of us.