Tag Archives: Right-wing nutcases

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Playing the Trump Tard” edition

Lordy, lordy, lordy –  will The Darnold EVER quit providing me with material?

Making fun of the right-wing nutjobs who populate Free Republic has always been easy, but these days, the limbo bar of stupidity has gotten about an inch off the ground. Also, they’re starting to run out of “conservatives” to throw under the bus.

Example?

Limbaugh: Trump’s comments on NFL ‘starting to make me nervous’
The Hill ^ | October 11, 2017

Posted on 10/12/2017, 4:36:29 AM by SMGFan

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh on Wednesday voiced concerns about President Trump’s comments on NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem to protest racial injustice, saying Trump should not have the power to dictate who can kneel during the anthem.

“There’s a part of this story that’s starting to make me nervous, and it’s this: I am very uncomfortable with the president of the United States being able to dictate the behavior and power of anybody. That’s not where this should be coming from,” Limbaugh said on his show. Limbaugh said he believed Trump’s motives were “pure,” but he argued that the president’s actions were unhelpful in the broader debate on players kneeling.

“Trump is continually tweeting — I know what he’s doing, and I understand why he’s doing it, and his motives are pure; don’t misunderstand. But I don’t think that it is useful or helpful for any employee anywhere to be forced to do something because the government says they must,” he continued.

“We don’t want the president being able to demand anybody that he’s unhappy with behave in a way he requires,” Limbaugh added.

1 posted on 10/12/2017, 4:36:29 AM by SMGFan
And Freeperati limbo – how LOW can you GO?
To: SMGFan

 

Ah so Rush is bothered by talking. Interesting turn of events.

2 posted on 10/12/2017, 4:41:56 AM by mad_as_he$$(Not my circus. Not my monkeys.)

Love your sig line.
To: SMGFan

 

stfu Rush, you are past your sell by date

21 posted on 10/12/2017, 5:25:27 AM by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)

Ah – I remember when using the word “damn” on FR would get you banned without warning, with the statement “that kind of language is for DUmmies and lefties”. Now Shut The Fuck Up is acceptable.  Groovy!
To: SMGFan

 

Is it finally time to panic now that O’bunghole’s message of “America Sucks” has taken root in El Gordo de Oxycontino’s beloved NFL? /s

30 posted on 10/12/2017, 5:37:25 AM by Electric Graffiti (Obama voters killed America. Treat them accordingly.)

NoTrueScotsmanMelGibson
To: SMGFan

 

It’s called the bully pulpit. He used it effectively and it was his right.

62 posted on 10/12/2017, 6:46:18 AM by miss marmelstein

Teddy Roosevelt coined that term when his use of the word “bully” meant “superb” or “wonderful”.
Of course, “bully” has a new meaning now, doesn’t it?
  1. a person who uses strength or power to harm or intimidate those who are weaker.
    synonyms: persecutor, oppressor, tyrant, tormentor, intimidator;

    tough guy, thug, ruffian, strong-arm;
    cyberbully
    “the school bully”
verb
verb: bully; 3rd person present: bullies; past tense: bullied; past participle: bullied; gerund or present participle: bullying
  1. 1.
    use superior strength or influence to intimidate (someone), typically to force him or her to do what one wants.
    “a local man was bullied into helping them”

More bullyshit below the fold…

 

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – too stupid to breathe edition

Well, let’s get started.

Breaking – Shooter At Route 91 Music Festival At Mandalay Bay In Las Vegas
Twitter ^ | October 2, 2017

Posted on 10/2/2017, 12:50:18 AM by Pinkbell

Just breaking. A lot of repots on Twitter from people.

True Pundit reported this:

An active shooter reportedly on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay bar Hotel in Las Vegas has gunned down at least one police officer and others.

1 posted on 10/2/2017, 12:50:18 AM by Pinkbell
Annnd – we’re off!
To: Pinkbell

 

BLM has incited dozens of these. Why the F*!!* doesn’t the DOJ go after all these people that are funding/and inciting violence?

Didn’t they take an oath to ensure “DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY”?

Or, am I off base?

23 posted on 10/2/2017, 1:09:30 AM by Finalapproach29er (luke 6:38)

In the wrong ballpark, more like.
Freepers demand action!
To: Pinkbell
Has the President Tweeted yet? 

25 posted on 10/2/2017, 1:10:54 AM by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
Of course, they all want to know who to blame :
To: Scott from the Left Coast

 

Obama soros black ops against country-music fans.

58 posted on 10/2/2017, 1:23:45 AM by Vision Thing (You see the depths of our hearts, and You love us the same…)

FacebookDumbCatStupidKitten
To: Vision Thing

 

The left and the muzzie brotherhood want to bring this country to crisis. They’ve given up trying to steal it through the ballot box. They’re going to do it the old fashioned communist way, through violence.

73 posted on 10/2/2017, 1:27:37 AM by Electric Graffiti (Obama voters killed America. Treat them accordingly.)

To: blu

 

Laws, laws. M O O N that spells Allah.

110 posted on 10/2/2017, 1:39:59 AM by bagster (Just make it quick.)

TheStandDumbass
To: Yaelle; laplata

 

I wonder if there are any mosques around there?

121 posted on 10/2/2017, 1:42:40 AM by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD….And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)

Maybe you should be proactive and shoot up a few?
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Lazy Bastards edition

Short one this week, guys, because I was a lazy bastard.  We’ve all been there.

So – here we go with – those lazy bastards!

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Trump slams Puerto Rico: ‘They want everything to be done for them’
The Hill / MSN ^ | September 30, 2017

Posted on 9/30/2017, 7:58:27 AM by SMGFan

President Trump on Saturday criticized Puerto Rico’s “poor leadership” and defended his administration’s response to the aftermath of Hurricane Maria’s devastation on the island. Following a plea for aid by San Juan’s mayor, Trump said the mayor was being “nasty.”

“The Mayor of San Juan, who was very complimentary only a few days ago, has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump,” Trump tweeted. “Such poor leadership ability by the Mayor of San Juan, and others in Puerto Rico, who are not able to get their workers to help.”

“They want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort,” he continued. “10,000 Federal workers now on Island doing a fantastic job.”

1 posted on 9/30/2017, 7:58:27 AM by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

Geraldo practically said the same thing this morning!!

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I thought you guys hated Geraldo’s guts?

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He HATED even to HINT at it….They have NO idea how to take care of themselves…a ton are on WELFARE…they pay NO US TAXES, but they get a LOT!

2 posted on 9/30/2017, 8:00:43 AM by Ann Archy (Abortion……. The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)

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To: SMGFan

I notice they’re doing a lot of whining, unlike Houston AND Florida.

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…because states in the contiguous U.S. are exactly like islands in the Caribbean…

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I have heard that Puerto Rico is a very corrupt country

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Been watching “West Side Story” too many times lately, have we? Next time, you might try watching it all the way to the end. After that, I suggest “South Pacific”.

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and I’m sure politicos here in America got a hand in it all.

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Yep. Those darned politicos  (and since when is The Marmalade Shartcannon not a politico? The stupid fuck is still holding political rallies like he’s still running for office) – they sent that pesky hurricane, just so they could make Donnie Darko look bad.

Uh huh.

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I’ve seen them crying that they have no food.

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If you were stranded on oh, say – your block – with no way to get anything to eat, you’d be eating your own neighbors.  Or vice versa.

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Nobody’s ignoring those lazy butts. You can’t bring in anything if you have no damn roads.

Oh….and somebody tell Geraldo to please go away.

5 posted on 9/30/2017, 8:01:33 AM by Fishtalk

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Aha! I knew you guys hated him!
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To: dforest

 

“I did notice in some videos that many just don’t pitch in to help.”

Exactly like parts of New Orleans. Volunteers came in, and locals just sat and watched them work.

9 posted on 9/30/2017, 8:03:33 AM by HereInTheHeartland (I don’t want better government; I want much less of it.)
 .
Waitaminnit – I thought that you guys said that Puerto Rico was completely different from Houston and South Florida? You need to make up your hive mind.
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More stupid after the thingy…
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Endless Freepathon edition

Good Monday morning, all!

Well, the Endless Freepathon finally ended on Friday, and there’s only 9 days between the third quarter edition and the fourth quarter edition. At this point, they might as well just leave the damned thing up year-round.

Also, I’m thinking that the final push every quarter that puts them over the top (see what I did there?) is just surrendering and calling it a victory : “Oh well – donations have dried up completely for the last couple of weeks, so let’s color the chart to the end and say we won. At least we’ll be spared the embarrassment of Freepers publicly noting that the beg-a-thon has become a permanent fixture of the site.”

Otherwise, it’s business as usual :

Ellison compares illegal immigrants to Jews fleeing Nazi Germany
The Hill ^ | Josh Delk

Posted on 9/20/2017, 1:50:37 PM by SJackson

Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), deputy chairman of the Democratic National Committee, is comparing giving sanctuary to undocumented immigrants in the U.S. to giving shelter to Jews fleeing the Holocaust in Nazi Germany.

“And if you ask yourself ‘What would I do if I was a gentile in 1941, if my Jewish neighbors were under attack by the Nazis? Would I give them sanctuary?'” Ellison said Monday in comments on President Trump’s move to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program.

“I’m one of the people who believes we should give our neighbors sanctuary,” he told supporters in Minneapolis, as reported by the NTK Network.

Trump said earlier this month he was ending the Obama-era program, which spares from deportation those who were brought to the U.S. as children. The president, however, has called for a legislative solution and indicated a willingness to work with Democrats on the proposed Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors (DREAM) Act.

(snip)

“So this is not someone else’s fight; this is all our fight but some people are in the bull’s eye and others of us are not exactly the target. Therefore, it is our responsibility to stand up and fight and do the right thing,” Ellison said.

1 posted on 9/20/2017, 1:50:37 PM by SJackson
Very first comment?
Thanks so much for your support to this point… I personally apprecaite it…
FReepers, it’s far beyond time to wrap up this FReep-a-thon.  Lets get the job done.  Please chip in.

President Donald J. Trump and the Free Republic of the United States of America
President Donald J. Trump’s address to the United Nations on 09/19/2017.


Please join the monthlies, an automated and the best way to help support Free Republic.  If you opt not to join the automated monthly support program, please consider joining the One One Done project.  LINK



FReepers, 93.50% of the Third Quarter FReep-a-thon goal has been met.  Click above and pencil in your donation now.  Please folks, lets end this FReepathon.  Thank you!

…this is a general all-purpose message, and should not be seen as targeting any individual I am responding to…

Just $442.00 dollars and cents to 94.00%

2 posted on 9/20/2017, 1:52:14 PM by DoughtyOne (DACA: Their dream, our nightmare… will the rule of law prevail or not?)
Oh, STFU.
To: SJackson

 

Keith, you mean like those Jews Roosevelt would not let into the US and sent them back to their deaths?………………

4 posted on 9/20/2017, 1:54:29 PM by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!…………………)

Amazing how sensitive these little snowflakes get when racial cleansing is brought up.
Why, in another thread about D.O.G. (Darkies Owning Guns), one Freeper debunks the Nazi connection once and for all :
To: marktwain

 

Sterilization in inner cites would help as well.

13 posted on 9/20/2017, 3:33:54 PM by maddog55 (After years of trying, you actually can’t fix stupid.)

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Today on Tommy T’s obsession with the Freeperati – back in the saddle edition

And very gingerly back in the saddle – as in sitting for 45 minutes or so at a stretch.

So – a short one today, featuring The Darnold.

He’s a DACA DACA DACA DACA DACA chameleon!

TrumpBoyGeorge

Donald Trump on DACA: ‘Chuck and Nancy Want to See Something Happen — and so Do I’
Breitbart ^ | 7 Sep 2017 | Charlie Spiering

Posted on 9/7/2017, 9:47:50 AM by sickoflibs

President Donald Trump signaled support for signing a permanent deal to assist DACA recipients, giving amnesty to illegal immigrants brought to the United States as children.

“Chuck and Nancy would like to see something happen, and so do I,” Trump said, referring to Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.

(excerpt required clip).

The president suggested that ideal legislation would include border security funds and a permanent fix for DACA .

“I’d like to see a permanent deal, and I think it’s going to happen,” he said. “I think we’re going to have great support from both sides of Congress.”

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Breitbart is having a field day with Trump’s quotes.

Are they, now?  You know, it’s almost as if someone who works there was mad at The Marmalade Shartcannon.

Look at the deal that Trump made with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer on the three month budget.

1 posted on 9/7/2017, 9:47:50 AM by sickoflibs

To: sickoflibs

 

Pardon me while my breakfast turns into emesis.

2 posted on 9/7/2017, 9:48:57 AM by alstewartfan (We have no money but we stay afloat. The Jellyfishes don’t scare us. Al Stewart from Red Toupee)

Feel free to re-ingest it as many times as you need to. We’ve got the time.
To: sickoflibs

 

He wants to see what will happen? You’ll lose your base pal and be a one term failed POTUS. You’re dealing with two traitors to the United States

6 posted on 9/7/2017, 9:53:08 AM by GrandJediMasterYoda (Trump: Greatest POTUS of all time solely for preventing Satan taking office.)

To: sickoflibs

 

I have to admit it’s been a bit of a letdown watching Trump deal/capitulate with the DEMs. My wife, who is usually much more of a “glass is full” person than I am when it comes to politics has been starting to question why she even voted for Trump.

10 posted on 9/7/2017, 9:57:25 AM by CatOwner
Pretty soon now, she’s also going to start to question why she even married you.

Shades of Bush Sr, and his bipartisan agreement that killed his read my lips pledge.

20 posted on 9/7/2017, 10:02:11 AM by proust (Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.)

To: sickoflibs 

I want to see boxcars stuffed full headed south.

NaziBoxcars

And I want my wall.

28 posted on 9/7/2017, 10:08:24 AM by gaijin

Berlin_Wall
They seem upset.
Follow below for the impassioned defenders of Shart Garfunkel, and their attempt to imagine this as 13th-dimensional chess…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “You are the weakest link” edition

OK, people – after last week’s double-header, it’s time for old Tommy T to take a well-earned break from all the –

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ???

Trump Tells Aides He Has Decided to Remove Stephen Bannon
New York Times ^ | August 18, 2017 | MAGGIE HABERMAN

Posted on 8/18/2017, 11:46:56 AM by reaganaut1

President Trump has told senior aides that he has decided to remove Stephen K. Bannon, the embattled White House chief strategist who helped Mr. Trump win the 2016 election, according to two administration officials briefed on the discussion.

The president and senior White House officials were debating when and how to dismiss Mr. Bannon. The two administration officials cautioned that Mr. Trump is known to be averse to confrontation within his inner circle, and could decide to keep on Mr. Bannon for some time.

As of Friday morning, the two men were still discussing Mr. Bannon’s future, the officials said. A person close to Mr. Bannon insisted the parting of ways was his idea, and that he had submitted his resignation to the president on Aug. 7, to be announced at the start of this week, but it was delayed in the wake of the racial unrest in Charlottesville, Va.

Mr. Bannon had clashed for months with other senior West Wing advisers and members of the president’s family.

But the loss of Mr. Bannon, the right-wing nationalist who helped propel some of Mr. Trump’s campaign promises into policy reality, raises the potential for the president to face criticism from the conservative news media base that supported him over the past year.

1 posted on 8/18/2017, 11:46:56 AM by reaganaut1
 (composite thread)
To: BookmanTheJanitor

Then I’m out.

5 posted on 8/18/2017, 11:39:39 AM by txhurl

To: wyowolf

This is an INCREDIBLY stupid move by Trump. The one thing Trump cannot afford to do is alienate his base.

You think he gives a fuck who he alienates? You haven’t been paying attention the last 20 years or so, have you? He got what (he thought) he wanted, and as far as he cares, you and the rest of “the base” can go fuck off.

And I can’t think of anything more surely guaranteed to alienate his base than dumping Bannon.

9 posted on 8/18/2017, 11:40:23 AM by TheConservator (“The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.” — Aristotle)

To: Tea Party Terrorist

It was a great ride while it lasted.

12 posted on 8/18/2017, 11:41:08 AM by proust (Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.)

To: Tea Party Terrorist

If true, Trump is is cutting his own legs out from under himself.

15 posted on8/18/2017, 11:41:21 AM by Truth29

Well, you have to do that when gangrene sets in and the stink starts to overwhelm you…
To: wyowolf

‘That f***ing Steve Bannon [is] taking credit for my election,’ Trump recently told a confidant, according to the left-leaning Buzzfeed website.

I don’t believe that quote for one second.

26 posted on 8/18/2017, 11:42:50 AM by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
Of course you don’t.  It’s well known that dissing The Darnold in interviews is a fast lane to his smiling approval.
To: Tea Party Terrorist

 

Oh, well.
Trump was our last shot.

29 posted on 8/18/2017, 11:43:31 AM by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents – Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)

Not true!
You guys have plenty of shots still coming.
To the head, to the midriff, to the crotch…..
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Ups and Downs edition

OK, people – I’m back!

First up – down like a clown!

FR is nearly unusable
7/29/2017 | self

Posted on 7/29/2017, 5:33:27 PM by djf

Sorry I have to say this. But FR has become nearly unusable these days.

You used to have a feeling that within 30 seconds to a minute, your page would be resolved and loaded.

But no more. I don’t know how many times lately, I have hit refresh or picked a new thread only to wait and wait and wait and then I give up and go to another site.

The powers that be recommend limiting your window options to twenty. My reply is, if that’s the problem, the just taking the option away and making it twenty should be the solution.

And I know about DOS attacks – they can easily be filtered by a front-end server – so that shouldn’t be a problem.

Anyways, whatever it is, it’s getting series. And Hugh!

1 posted on 7/29/2017, 5:33:27 PM by djf
And now, for the instant and indignant “JimRob can do no wrong / ban him” response!
To: djf

But don’t forget to donate to the freepathon. /s

3 posted on7/29/2017, 5:35:42 PM by steel_resolve (And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm)

Oops.
To: steel_resolve

 

I am ongoing contributed(sic), doesn’t give me better, more consistent access or info.

6 posted on 7/29/2017, 5:37:06 PM by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp is not party specific. Lyn’ Ted is still a liar, Good riddance to him.)
To: canalabamian

This started the day Electoral College voted it has been unstable since is FR under some kind of ongoing cyberattack?

10 posted on 7/29/2017, 5:40:14 PM by gibsonguy

Yeah.
That’s it.
A cyberattack.
To: djf
“You used to have a feeling that within 30 seconds to a minute, your page would be resolved and loaded.”
I do this kinda stuff for a living. A lightweight site like this should load in ONE second, tops.

I warned FR not to hire Awan.

14 posted on 7/29/2017, 5:42:12 PM by BuddhaBrown (Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)

And where the hell are the JR-humpers, anyway?
To: djf

Well, the EarlyBird gets the….Oh, never mind.

9 posted on 7/29/2017, 5:39:45 PM by Engraved-on-His-hands

Oh come on – you can say it –  ZOT!!!
To: djf
It seems to be sporadic. I wanted to post a thread this morning, and gave up and went and did some errands. I was able to easily post the thread when I returned.

But for most of yesterday, FR was slower than Mitch McConnell advancing a conservative agenda.

21 posted on 7/29/2017, 5:47:10 PM by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving…)

ArnoldGoodOne
To: Reno89519

I agree with you.

Sadly, FR continues doing the same “maintenance” over & over & over and expecting different results. Einstein had a name for that behaviour….but I digress.

It’s waaaay past time to consider a qualified outside IT consultant to correctly analyze the problem and begin to move the site in a direction to bring long term stability to the site.

If the “same old, same old” continues, freepers will begin leaving due to the inability to run a basic website.

I hope an outside IT consultant arrives soon…..

45 posted on 7/29/2017, 6:02:51 PM by newfreep (“If Lyin’ Ted was an American citizen, he would be a traitor.”)

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More Freeper Fail after the DDOS attack…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Collusion Confusion edition

Well, that’s what I get for trying to take some time off.  I was going to extend my sabbatical for another week, since Barbara is up in Seattle visiting her brother, and I’m well-stocked on hookers and blow – and then some Freeper has to post THIS :

Wow : Donald Trump Jr. Releases the Emails — and They Look a lot Like, Um, Collusion

Townhall ^ | July 11, 2017 | Guy Benson

Posted on 7/11/2017, 4:54:35 PM by righttackle44

Earlier today, here at Townhall and on Fox News, I said that more information needed to be gathered before anyone should declare the Donald Trump, Jr. story a bombshell or a dud. First and foremost, I argued, it would be very helpful to see the actual emails that preceded the now-infamous June meeting, which the New York Times claimed would demonstrate that the president’s son was well aware of the alleged source and nature of the promised anti-Clinton information (which never materialized) in advance.

The Times story was rooted in unnamed sources who characterized, but apparently did not produced, the messages in question. In order to determine if the documents were being mischaracterized, we should see them, I said. About an hour later, Donald Trump, Jr. tweeted the full four-page exchange, which Cortney relayed here. Trump Jr. cast his tweets as efforts at full transparency, but one can’t help but wonder if there was another pressing motive at play: He preempted the Times, which had the chain and was about to run with it. In any case, the content of these emails was, in my case, literally jaw-dropping.

Trump Jr’s associate alerted him to the supposed existence of highly sensitive information regarding wrongdoing tied to Mrs. Clinton, telling him that it would be furnished by a “Russian government attorney” who was representing “Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump” (who now claims she wasn’t tied to the Kremlin). To which Trump Jr. replied, “if it’s what you say I love it.”

This couldn’t be much clearer: And these shifts look really bad, especially when you read the quote from March in which Trump Jr. flatly denies meeting with any Russian nationals in arranged meetings: .

And the comment from the Freeper who posted this heresy??

Wait for it…..

Not good.
1 posted on 7/11/2017, 4:54:35 PM by righttackle44
NoShitSherlock
Don’t worry – the Freeper molehill-out-of-a-mountain squad is on the case!
To: righttackle44

 

Show me where collusion in a campaign is against the law.

3 posted on 7/11/2017, 4:56:07 PM by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There’d be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)

To: 2ndDivisionVet

 

Pearls??? Where are my pearls??? I think I have the vapours…

5 posted on 7/11/2017, 4:57:22 PM by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation camp?)

Well, if you don’t lay off the baked beans, that’s bound to happen.

To: hal ogen 

I was going to post that but I’ve been on the floor after reading this…

Those were some pretty powerful vapours, for sure.

NOW Don Jr. is DONE for sure!

(cripes EVERY political campaign is “collusion” by this definition)

11 posted on 7/11/2017, 5:00:56 PM by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear – M. Gaye)

And of course, there’s the ever-popular “My next door neighbour is a murderer, so my being one isn’t a crime” trope :
To: righttackle44

 

Get back to me when they are through with Hillary’s collusion.

12 posted on 7/11/2017, 5:01:12 PM by jch10 (Laughing my Ossoff at the Democrats!)

Once in a while, a Freeper dares to swim against the flow :
To: righttackle44

 

Looks a lot like…honest journalism, er sumpthin’ close to this old geezer American!

8 posted on 7/11/2017, 4:59:40 PM by gunnyg (“A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever…)

What?? From those notorious commies over at Townhall?  Say it ain’t so!
To: righttackle44

 

It IS a matter of credibility. It may not be against the law or policy, but we would condemn the same series of events if the Clintons or Barack the Pretender or Schumer, or any other of the leftist beasts did it.

9 posted on 7/11/2017, 4:59:59 PM by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)

Of course, upright Gawd-fearing Amurican Freepers have a succinct answer for this kind of namby-pamby stuff :
To: righttackle44

 

fk off.

13 posted on 7/11/2017, 5:01:54 PM by Eddie01

My my – do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
If so, is tongue involved?
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Ann up” edition

Morning, good people – I’m not even going to touch on The Darnold’s Very Bad Week, since everyone else in blogtopia has that pretty well covered.

Instead – let’s look at a Freeper favourite  – well, EX-favourite – who has dared to mention that The Darnold is long on promising and short on delivering.

Remember these pics?  Ah – how they loved her.  Jimbo’s about to bust a nut in this photograph of record :

JimRobAnneCoulter

      “Etchings? Etchings?? I said, come up and see me ITCHING!”

Now?

She goes there.

And the Freeperati are livid!

Ann Coulter Unleashes on Trump for ‘Zero’ Progress on Border Wall
Fox News Insider ^ | June 16, 2017

Posted on 6/16/2017, 3:25:46 PM by 2ndDivisionVet

Ann Coulter was a big supporter of then-candidate Donald Trump during the 2016 campaign, but so far she’s been underwhelmed by the Trump presidency.

On Friday, Coulter unleashed a series of tweets, ripping Trump for his lack of progress on building a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border, addressing illegal immigration and halting the flow of Middle Eastern refugees into our country….

1 posted on 6/16/2017, 3:25:46 PM by 2ndDivisionVet
Oh no you didnt
To: 2ndDivisionVet 

Ann has trouble seeing the big picture or she’s just bi-polar.

InigoKeepUsingThatWord

There will be no wall built if Trump is removed from office.

5 posted on 6/16/2017, 3:29:15 PM by Electric Graffiti (Obama voters killed America. Treat them accordingly.)

“Oh, we’re going to build a wall, don’t worry about it. We’re building the wall. We’re building the wall,” he said in an apparent aside from his prepared remarks. “In fact, it’s going to start soon. Way ahead of schedule. Way ahead of schedule. Way, way, way ahead of schedule. It’s going to start very soon.”
Uh huh.
Any day now.
To: 2ndDivisionVet

 

What is Ann’s problem? Did she think this was going to be easy? Did she think the swamp would be quick and easy to drain. Does she not realize this is “war” and the opening shots have just been fired?

I’m starting to think she may be just a silly girl…

9 posted on 6/16/2017, 3:29:52 PM by MichaelRDanger

Just now you’re figuring that out?
To: 2ndDivisionVet

 

Well, I do agree that he should be ignoring the courts and doing what the law clearly says he is allowed to do. We elected him BECAUSE he was going to break the china! Right now, he seems to be a very careful bull.

11 posted on 6/16/2017, 3:30:09 PM by An.American.Expatriate (Here’s my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. – with apologies to R.R.)

And we all know the end product of bulls…
BullshitDetector2
To: 2ndDivisionVet

 

Lincoln and TR sure started their projects their first year in office or at least laid concrete plans to do so. She is right on target. This promise will rank up there with read my lips….. if he doesnt get it done. And the Dreamer amnesty and taking Australia’s refugee problem do not look good for the future at all.

12 posted on 6/16/2017, 3:30:40 PM by Uncle Sam 911

Git her done?
To: TangledUpInBlue
Ann Coulter was pushing Mitt Romney to run again in 2016 as recently as 2014. How you go from Mitt Romney to Donald Trump in the same election cycle is beyond me.It’s probably beyond her, too.

20 posted on 6/16/2017, 3:34:10 PM by Alberta’s Child (“I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris.” — President Trump, 6/1/2017)
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Pete and re-Pete edition

Folks – this is going to be a quickie because frankly, Freeperville is caught in an endless loop.

I might as well just take last week’s Manila shooting “Obsession” and just set it to endlessly repost once a week.

Think I’m kidding?

‘Multiple fatalities’ in Orlando shooting, officials say
Fox News ^ | June 5, 2017

Posted on 6/5/2017, 8:25:15 AM by Zakeet

Police are investigating a shooting in Orlando Monday morning with “multiple fatalities,” officials said.

MASSIVE TRAFFIC backups along Forsyth Rd in Winter Park. OCSO working shooting investigation

1 posted on 6/5/2017, 8:25:16 AM by Zakeet
NumberOneAnswer
SURVEY SAYS….
To: Zakeet

 

Amish???

2 posted on 6/5/2017, 8:26:29 AM by mplc51

YodaBreedYouShouldNot
To: Zakeet

 

If this is terror, the SCOTUS should review and uphold the travel ban tomorrow.

3 posted on 6/5/2017, 8:28:18 AM by Rennes Templar (Morning in America Again, again.)
If it’s not “terror” you should review drinking a bottle of bleach.
To: Zakeet

 

Happy Ramadan Y’all!!

22 posted on 6/5/2017, 8:40:41 AM by Vaquero ( Don’t pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.)

I’ll just let Sybil take this one :
SybilFreepersFacebook
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Catchup and Flies edition

OK, good people – something old, something new this week.

Actually, it’s ALL old, because the Freeperati never change their pants stripes.

In brief – GiganticAsshole body-slams reporters – good.

Other gigantic asshole pushes to the front of group of world leaders – he should have body slammed them.

Think I’m kidding?

Out of my way, I’m in front! Trump shoves European leader aside to find his place at the center
daily mail ^ | 5/25/2017

Posted on 5/25/2017, 1:44:04 PM by RummyChick

A Trump moment went viral for the wrong reason on Thursday as he and the leaders of 27 other NATO member countries assembled for a photo at the treaty organization’s gleaming new Brussels, Belgium headquarters. As Trump made his way through the group to take his position in the front row next to Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, Montenegro’s Prime Minister Duško Marković was in his way. So Trump put his hand on Marković’s upper arm and shoved him aside.

1 posted on 5/25/2017, 1:44:04 PM by RummyChick

To: RummyChick

That’s how alpha males roll!

No, it’s how an asshole rolls.

Alpha males (which are dogs, BTW) would bite anyone in front of them.

Too bad it wasn’t a muslim! or Merkel! (that would have really had their panties in a twist!)

7 posted on 5/25/2017, 1:49:04 PM by Pilgrim’s Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)

Too bad Markovic didn’t just elbow The Darnold in the solar plexus.
And, of course:
To: RummyChick

A body slam would’ve been much better.

19 posted on 5/25/2017, 2:09:58 PM by TexasCruzin (Trump is the man. #TrumpPence16)

..and just as classy.
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Like I said – nothing new to see here. Same shit, different week.
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Follow below the fold for the Freeperati reaction to The Darnold wishing Mooslimes everywhere a happy Ramadan.
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HUH?????
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – in like Flynn edition II

Uh oh.

Ex-Trump adviser Flynn offers testimony if he gets immunity
Market Watch ^ | March 30, 2017 | Shane Harris

Posted on 3/30/2017, 5:46:07 PM by Coronal

WASHINGTON — Mike Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, has told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and congressional officials investigating the Trump campaign’s potential ties to Russia that he is willing to be interviewed in exchange for a grant of immunity from prosecution, according to officials with knowledge of the matter.

As an adviser to Trump’s presidential campaign, and later one of Trump’s top aides in the White House, Flynn was privy to some of the most sensitive foreign-policy deliberations of the new administration and was directly involved in discussions about the possible lifting of sanctions on Russia imposed by the Obama administration.

He has made the offer to the FBI and the House and Senate intelligence committees though his lawyer but has so far found no takers, the officials said. Flynn’s attorney, Robert Kelner, declined to comment.

1 posted on 3/30/2017, 5:46:07 PM by Coronal

Okee dokee – how are the Freepers dealing with the whole “Flynn’s going to testify if he’s given immunity” thingy?

To: Coronal

 

Has he been threatened ?

2 posted on 3/30/2017, 5:48:51 PM by WashingtonFire (President Trump – it’s like having your dad as President !)

CornholioThreateningMe
To: Coronal

 

Maybe he’ll suffer an industrial accident.

3 posted on 3/30/2017, 5:50:31 PM by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can’t give you anything he hasn’t first stolen from you.)

The Russians are faking industrial accidents now? I thought shooting and polonium poisoning was more their style.
To: Coronal

 

I’m thinking fake news.

8 posted on 3/30/2017, 5:55:00 PM by BlueCat
STFU
To: BlueCat

 

They just broke story on FBN. Don’t think it’s fake,

10 posted on 3/30/2017, 5:57:08 PM by jersey117

To: Coronal

 

Grant him immunity, he might roll over on Obama.

13 posted on 3/30/2017, 5:58:33 PM by Timpanagos1

OK – now that’s funny.
To: SE Mom

 

National security reporter was signaling this about flynn last weekend. Most here just claimed it was fake news

30 posted on 3/30/2017, 6:08:08 PM by RummyChick

BanHimKitteh
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Wait a minute! Maybe it IS fake news??
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To: BlueCat

 

Lou Dobbs just had an alert that Flynn has NOT offered to testify for immunity. You were right. Fake news.

56 posted on 3/30/2017, 6:30:02 PM by jersey117

Lou Dobbs? How could anyone doubt him!
To: RummyChick

 

Flynn lawyer released statement. He is looking for protection

68 posted on 3/30/2017, 6:54:06 PM by RummyChick

Spoilsport.
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Bonus Sunday “Obsession” – Freedumb Caucus edition

Sorry to spring this on you folks this quiet Sunday morning, but just – damn.

(composite thread)

Donald Trump declares war on Freedom Caucus
Twitter ^ | March 30, 2017 | Donald Trump

Posted on 3/30/2017, 8:57:15 AM by Tea Party Terrorist

“The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don’t get on the team, & fast. We must fight them, & Dems, in 2018!” – Donald Trump

1 posted on 3/30/2017, 8:57:15 AM by Tea Party Terrorist
Well.
This should be interesting.
To: Tea Party Terrorist

 

He is getting very bad advice. Does he think conservatives voted for him so he could cave to the RINOs who did not? He is killing his chances to hold the House next year.

3 posted on 3/30/2017, 8:59:13 AM by txrefugee

It’s not advice.
It’s him. It’s the way he is, and the way he’s always been.
They made him look foolish, so they must pay.
To: Tea Party Terrorist

 

Super-sized mistake , if an accurate report. IMO, unimaginable.

5 posted on 3/30/2017, 9:00:01 AM by faithhopecharity (“Politicans are not born, they’re excreted.” — Marcus Tillius Cicero)

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To: faithhopecharity

 

If an accurate report??????????

It’s a tweet. Word for frickin word.

11 posted on 3/30/2017, 9:02:16 AM by KyCats

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To: faithhopecharity

 

He tweeted it this morning. I almost fell over. This is nuts.

10 posted on 3/30/2017, 9:01:56 AM by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)

To: Tea Party Terrorist

 

News Flash: Trump is a populist, not a conservative.

26 posted on 3/30/2017, 9:05:41 AM by rayvd

Actually, according to his poll numbers, he’s a un-populist.
I think this next one is my favourite :
To: momincombatboots

 

Trump is just being true to his real nature – a self-centered big-mouthed New York leftist. The angst around here as Trump continues to reveal himself for what he really is will be something to behold.

9 posted on 3/30/2017, 10:45:04 AM by liberty_lvr (My personal likes and dislikes are totally irrelevant to the salvation of this nation.)

I seem to be detecting some buyer’s remorse here…or maybe just angst in their pants.
To: davikkm

 

Trump really screwed up with this one. The Guys in the Freedom Caucus are in very “Safe” Districts. His threat is only going to be greeted with laughs. I am a trump supporter, but sometimes I wish he would run his proposed Tweets by some of his staff before he cranks them out. Ronald Reagan had an eleventh Commandment about not talking ill of fellow Republicans. Trump would do well to remember that.

18 posted on 3/30/2017, 10:51:25 AM by Old Retired Army Guy (frequently.)

To: faithhopecharity

The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don’t get on the team, & fast. We must fight them, & Dems, in 2018!
@realDonaldTrump – 9:07 AM – 30 Mar 2017

It’s real alright.

Unwise, to be polite about it. “Real stupid” to be more blunt, and to be frank about it, he’s starting to piss me off.

53 posted on 3/30/2017, 9:11:12 AM by Cboldt
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – one toe back in the water edition

OK, folks – time to quit posting my musings from the Book Of Faces, and get back to some wingnut mockery.

But slowly….Let’s start with just one – Fake Flag Arms Alert!!

Donald Trump’s Bodyguard Has Fake Arms For This Reason
Frag Hero ^

Posted on 1/22/2017, 1:57:10 AM by TigerClaws

After yesterday’s presidential inauguration, many members of the military and law enforcement community noticed something very unusual about one of Trump’s bodyguards. The secret service agent, who happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Hitman Agent 47, seemed to have very stiff arms that were in an unusual resting position. donald trump bodyguard fake arms Upon further review of video and images, they noticed his hands stayed in that exact same position for hours.  The conclusion they reached, was that he did indeed have tactical fake arms. Take a look at the video and you can even see how they remain unusually still while he’s walking:

1 posted on 1/22/2017, 1:57:10 AM by TigerClaws
Wow.  “tactical fake arms”.  As opposed to “strategic fake arms”,  I suppose.
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(Honestly, when I saw the thread title, I thought it might be referring to The Darnold’s Schutstaffel not being allowed to carry weapons, so maybe the SS fixed them up with look-alike water pistols or something so their collective manhood wouldn’t be impugned)
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Freeperati?  How say ye?
To: TigerClaws

A few movie scenes come to mind…

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Gangs of New York

Spies Like Us.

3 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:03:15 AM by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing – MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)

….A Fistful Of Yen….
klahn

To: TigerClaws

Old news, i saw a stripper with an M16 for a leg……

Did you have a premature discharge?

But….i would love to get a fake arm and turn it into a flamethrower.

2 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:01:26 AM by Daniel Ramsey (MAGA)

yodareallife

To: TigerClaws

If this were true, what would be the point? Everyone would know this. Why use the distracting fake arms, after the second time. Why not just hold the gun under the coat?

Because they’re not fucking allowed to carry guns.

It’s like the fake lone pine tree in the city next to the freeway. Clearly it is a cell tower. Why bother with the tree facade?

5 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:09:26 AM by Yaelle

To: Yaelle

Cuz the neighbors like it. Or the birds like it.

It’s to avoid “visual pollution”- the same reason we oughta ban any more wymmyn’s marches.

8 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:16:44 AM by Pelham (the refusal to Deport is defacto Amnesty

Ban in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.
Oh – and if this is “visual pollution”, sign me up :
womensmarchmessing
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To: Yaelle

I flipped the bird to them for a full quarter mile including right in front of the police station. Some say a perfect Christian wouldn’t do that. Correct, I’m not perfect  a Christian.

12 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:44:51 AM by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))

FIFY.
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – I got nothin’ edition

People – this feature is getting harder and harder to write.  Not asking for sympathy, just stating a fact. Cognitive dissonance, always a strong feature in Freeperville, has now completely taken over, and how do you parody something once it has entered Poeville?

An example:

Michelle Obama says Americans will miss having a ‘grown-up’ in the White House
CBC ^

Posted on 12/16/2016, 9:28:28 PM by Sub-Driver

Michelle Obama says Americans will miss having a ‘grown-up’ in the White House

In interview with Oprah Winfrey, Obama says ‘people will come to appreciate’ her husband’s presidency

Michelle Obama said the White House needs a “grown-up” and the U.S. will come to appreciate President Barack Obama.

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey set to air Monday night, Obama said the election has reinforced her view that her husband’s administration was able to inspire hope “because we feel the difference now.”

“Now we’re feeling what not having hope feels like,” she said. “You know? Hope is necessary. It’s a necessary concept. And Barack didn’t just talk about hope because he thought it was just a nice slogan to get votes.

“What do you give your kids if you can’t give them hope?” she added.

1 posted on 12/16/2016, 9:28:28 PM by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver 

Liberals live in their own alternate reality.

 

Projection’s a bitch, innit?

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These two sociopaths can take a hike.

2 posted on 12/16/2016, 9:29:52 PM by headstamp 2 (Fear is the mind killer.)

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This moron voted for The Darnold, who is the textbook example of a sociopath – ergo, President Obama is a sociopath.
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How exactly am I supposed to parody that? It would be like mocking a disabled person.
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trumpreporter
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Oh, fuck you.
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To: Sub-Driver

 

Who, even among his diehard syncophants, thinks of Barack as an adult?

Seriously, who sees him as anything than a petulant child?

16 posted on 12/16/2016, 9:33:17 PM by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

If by “him” you mean The Darnold :
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trumpchildishface
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Maybe a Freeper will make some kind of funny reply I can feature as “post of the thread”?
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To: Sub-Driver

 

GTFO of our house Ape.

19 posted on 12/16/2016, 9:33:33 PM by boknows

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Nah.
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Bonus “Obsession” – Wiki takes a leak edition

Hi, everyone – It’s free-for-all day at First Draft, where we contributors are freed from our normal schedules to post whatever whenever.

So, for a change, I’d like to post – a Free Republic thread!

Stand by for – Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my asshole!!

Damn.  They pulled the thread!

SR 1326 – WikiLeaks Final Warning to Crooked Hillary Clinton (Hillary drop out!!!)

This thread has been pulled.

Pulled on 11/07/2016 7:00:38 AM PST by Admin Moderator, reason:Hoax OP request

Well, to sum up, it was a tweet supposedly from Wikileaks that said “Drop out or we’ll destroy your life”.

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.wikileaking

There was the usual “we’re saved” from the Freeper Tinfoil Hat contingent, which was quickly countered by the “Yeah? Just like all of the OTHER times you destroyed Hillary?” and the “too little, too late” crowd. Then the “you’ve been hoaxed” posts started coming in and the Freepers had a massive sad.

Oh well. I haz a sad, too. That’ll teach me to not copy the entire thread instead of just the URL.

Oops! The mods missed this thread. I has a happee again!

“read more” for the particulars…

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Bone-us Obsession – the “I can’t take it anymore” Freeper debate thread

I got permission from Ms. A to do a special, because – holy shit.

(my thanks to all that crammed into the Crack Van last night, BTW)

I’m as partisan as they come, but  – christ on a cracker – what a slaughter that was!

The Free Republic live thread?  A thing of beauty.

The “I Can’t Take It Anymore” Thread
26 Minutes In | Backwoods Engineer

Posted on 9/26/2016, 8:26:47 PM by backwoods-engineer

Let’s hear it from people who can’t take the Clinton/Trump debate any more. I turned it off after 26 minutes.

This whole thing is such a farce. Really, Hillary Clinton has “solutions” for people out of work? SHE’S A SOCIALIST! Any “plan” she has is for MORE GOVERNMENT! Why can’t Trump come out and say that?
1 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:26:47 PM by backwoods-engineer
So Hillary did badly?
To: backwoods-engineer

 

We are in a world of hurt.

9 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:30:59 PM by crusty old prospector

So Hillary did well?
To: backwoods-engineer

 

It was boring, I agree. But he just hit it good, saying I will release my tax returns when she release the 33,000 e-mails.

17 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:34:44 PM by ProudFossil (” I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.” Harry Truman)

So Hillary did badly?
To: onevoter

 

My God, he’s walking into it. He’s playing defense, and that is not what he needs to do.

25 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:37:03 PM by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)

Make up your fucking minds.
To: backwoods-engineer

 

Uncle. I’m out.

12 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:32:11 PM by KingLudd

Tapping out already?
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trumpwrestling
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To: backwoods-engineer

 

Turned it off here after about ten minutes.

24 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:36:54 PM by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)

To: Bringbackthedraft

 

And…..I’m gone….and off of Free Republic for the night.

28 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:37:25 PM by Gadsden1st

They’re dropping like flies!!
To: backwoods-engineer
Trump is definitely losing by providing too much passion.

 

(from the Crack Van)  Yelling: “I have a much better temperament!!

He needs to get control of himself.

47 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:43:29 PM by RoosterRedux (An unidentified enemy is safe from defeat — Maj. Gen. Patrick Brady)

From the “Duh, motherfucker” department :
To: onevoter

 

WOW-she just hit him hard talking about his businesses. Said she has an architect in audience that Trump didn’t pay him what he was suppose to be paid; how he has stiffed so many little people building his business, how he has gone bank rupt 6 times, etc.

Ouch

52 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:44:12 PM by Engedi

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the sweet taste of the tears of unfathomable sadness
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To: ought-six

 

Yep, she’s setting him up and he’s taking the bait. Our only hope is for her to have another fainting spell.

57 posted on 9/26/2016, 8:46:43 PM by fightin kentuckian

Then I guess you have no hope.
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – master debater edition

Yeah, I went there. Unfortunately, so did the Freeperati:

Are we as a FreeRepublic group going to submit questions to the Presdiential(sic) debate?
CNN ^ | CNN

Posted on 9/23/2016, 11:59:29 PM by Robert357

OK CNN is collecting questions for the Presidential debate. Are we as a group going to Freep this? I say Yes!

1 posted on 9/23/2016, 11:59:30 PM by Robert357
OK people – strap in for a series of “When did you stop beating your wife” questions.
To: jcon40

 

Mrs. Clinton: Do you still beat your husband?

25 posted on 9/24/2016, 12:43:56 AM by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)

Jeez, you jagoffs – I didn’t mean literally!
To: Robert357

 

In what federal department of corrections facility for women will Hillary be housed?

2 posted on 9/24/2016, 12:02:57 AM by SpaceBar

youguys
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To: Robert357

 

Hillary, why do you lie so much?

31 posted on 9/24/2016, 12:54:32 AM by Heart-Rest (Make America Great Again!)

Hillary responds:
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“Everything I have ever told you is a lie – including this.”
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exploding_head
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Let’s get all of the conspiracy theories out of the way in one fell swoop, shall we?
To: Robert357

 

Do you still have those 1100 raw FBI files you obtained illegally while you were first Wench?

Who did you ask to stage Vince Foster’s murder? What did you do with the whitewater documents you had taken out of his office the night you had him killed?

When did Bill find out you actually had sex with Web Hubbell. Before or after Chelsea was spawned?

Why did you wack Ron Brown?

Did you ever hit Bill with any of the ashtrays you threw at him?

When did you find out Huma is a agent of a foreign Terrorist group, before or after you hired her?

10 posted on 9/24/2016, 12:17:19 AM by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)

Thenk yew.
And, just in case any of our First Draft readers were thinking of not voting this year:
To: SpaceBar

 

There aren’t enough sturdy trees or solid street lamps to solve our progressive traitor problem.

I’m afraid the queue will have to begin behind her.

5 posted on 9/24/2016, 12:04:39 AM by Celerity

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Never seemed to bother you before…
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black-people-lynched
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You know, this weekly feature is supposed to be a light-hearted ha-ha nutpicking romp, but you Freepers make it pretty difficult sometimes.
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For my readers, let me repeat that Freeper quote:
“There aren’t enough sturdy trees or solid street lamps to solve our progressive traitor problem.
Just so you know what they want to do.
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Today on Tommy Ts Obsession with the Freeperati -Beaucoup Bonus Birther Bonanza Boogaloo

Well, folks, The Darnold did his hotel commercial   stressed the stage he was on to the point of collapse  slapped the birther wingnuts in the face  last Friday with his non-apology apology.

So – how did that play in Freeperville?  Glad you asked.

You see – it used to be like this (from 2011) :

Trump’s disgusting, dangerous dance with birthers
The Washington Post’s Post Partisan ^ | April 7, 2011 | Jonathan Capehart

Posted on 4/7/2011, 10:50:30 PM by 2ndDivisionVet

Donald Trump (Birther-N.Y.) is at it again. In double-barrelled interviews on NBC’s “Today Show” and MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” Trump continued his disgusting and dangerous dabbling in the disproved conspiracy theory that President Obama was not born in the United States. This might be good for the ratings of his television show. This might even be good for his business. But it is terrible for the nation and public discourse that someone who claims to be so smart is so willing to perpetuate a lie.

Alex Koppelman snipped this strand of the conspiracy in Dec. 2008 and again in July 2009. And he’ll most likely have to do it again now that Trump has embraced the fallacy with both hands. This all stemmed from a interview of Sarah Obama, the second wife of the president’s grandfather, by Ron McRae, a street preacher, through a translator over the phone. As Koppelman reported in 2009, “Sarah Obama is not the president’s biological grandmother, but he calls her ‘Granny Sarah.’”

In a clear lost-in-translation moment (and over an international phone line), which you can listen to in full here, Mrs. Obama said she was there for her grandson’s birth. When McRae asks where in Mombassa the president was born, the translator, Vitalis Akech Ogombe, repeatedly corrected him….

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Spinning at 3,000 rpm to cover for Barry.
1 posted on 4/7/2011, 10:50:35 PM by 2ndDivisionVet
To: 2ndDivisionVet

The Donald is looking better and better all the time.
He is doing the work that should have been done by all of the slobbering MSM pre 2008 election.

2 posted on 4/7/2011, 10:52:58 PM by Mountain Mary (Kathy Nickolaus for President ,)

 

To: 2ndDivisionVet

The only one in danger is Barry, and if it’s proven he’s a fraud he should be tried and convicted as a spy and promptly executed.

17 posted on 4/7/2011, 10:59:45 PM by E. Pluribus Unum (“…crush the bourgeoisie… between the millstones of taxation and inflation.” –Vladimir Lenin)
To: tenger

 

Then any law or bill he has ever signed and every person appointed to any position is null and void. All the deficit spending money sent to unions, Acorn and bailouts of Democrat(sic) donors/supporters etc. should then be paid back, in full, to the American taxpayer by the Democrat(sic) party that certified him as being eligible to hold the highest office in our Republic.

Then arrest all conspirators involved for treason and give them swift and final judgment.

36 posted on 4/7/2011, 11:12:33 PM by ThE_RiPpEr.

But now they’re all like:

 

A 1991 literary promotional booklet identified Barack Obama as having been born in Kenya.

A 1991 literary promotional booklet identified Barack Obama as having been born in Kenya.
Designated as “True” on Snopes ^ | updated Sept 16, 2016 | by David Mikkelson

Posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎38‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by Jim Robinson

Claim: A 1991 literary promotional booklet identified Barack Obama as having been born in Kenya.

1 posted on 9‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎38‎:‎42‎ ‎PM by Jim Robinson
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obamablamesme
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So – Trump was telling the truth this past Friday?
To: Jim Robinson

Jim, This is like revisiting history. This was my first introduction to FR back 2008. No one would listen to us. I figure we’ll see justice in history. Obama will become a pariah, a usurper in office. Today, though, all we can do is grimace and just focus on defeating Clinton. The lies, the damage they have both caused America are unforgivable.

17 posted on 9‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎51‎:‎32‎ ‎PM by Reno89519 (It is very simple, Trump/Pence or Clinton/Kaine. Good riddance Lyn’ Ted, we regret ever knowing you)

To: Jim Robinson

Obama is an (Raila) Odinga Kenyan. Everyone knows it. Our old friend Kenny Bunk was a scholar on the subject. He knows it. He got into schools because of it. There’s no question about it. Either you understand the “Birther” (Long form / COLB / hospital) issue… Or you think “trhere’s nothing to it he was born in Hawaii. Trump did scholarship and his own legacy a great disservice today.

18 posted on 9‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎52‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by golux

So – Trump was lying last Friday?
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We’ll find out more after you click on the “read more” link.
C’mon – you know ya wanna.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -Auld Lang Slime edition

Welp, I’ve been putting this off since forever, but it’s time to dig out some artisanal hand-crafted barrel-aged bullshit from the archives.

Since the Summer’s never-ending freepathon has finally ground to a halt with only three weeks to go until the Fall one starts, it’s probably a good time to ask:

Where DOES the money go?

 

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