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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Immoral Values edition

Morning, good people – today we’re going to pry open the rancid drum of Freepitude marked “moral values”.

I’ve put up special splash guards for this one, so everyone behind the plexiglass!

First up – A good slut is hard to find!

GODLY MEN PREFER DEBT-FREE VIRGINS WITHOUT TATTOOS
The Transformed wife ^ | July 19th 2018 | Lori Alexander

Posted on 7/19/2018, 7:24:40 PM by Mechanicos

As many of you know, my post Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos went viral and is causing quite a stir. I should have definitely titled it “Godly Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos.” I want to make clear that the audience I teach are those young women who want to learn biblical womanhood as according to God’s instructions in Titus 2:3-5. They love the Lord and His beautiful ways.

1 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:24:40 PM by Mechanicos
Here comes the God Squad!
To: Mechanicos
In my generation, (1970s) woman with tattoos were considered sluts.
Whenever I see a beautiful woman with tats, I immediately conclude that she is a SKANK! 

4 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:27:59 PM by Flavious_Maximus

Wait for it….
To: Flavious_Maximus

Whenever I see a beautiful woman with tats, I immediately conclude that she is a SKANK!

Hey, me too – know where I can find any?

8 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:31:06 PM by atc23
To: Mechanicos

 

Everyone knows: Credit cleanliness is next to godliness.

12 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:35:02 PM by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

Heh.
To: kaehurowing

 

[The one I truly don’t get is tattoos and piercings. Why women choose to permanently disfigure themselves is beyond me.]

There is a phenomenon today where some women actually work to make themselves unattractive.

15 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:36:46 PM by headstamp 2 (My “White Privilege” is my work ethic.)

To YOU, dipshit. They work to make themselves unattractive to YOU.

Saves on taser batteries.

Of course, there’s the occasional Freeper who’s actually READ the bible…

To: Mechanicos

 

i’d rather have the woman that God provided for me.

As for the article, i’m sure that if Mary Magdalene had access to them she’d find it amusing.

God is in the business of making new creations out of fallen people.

26 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:55:22 PM by Calvinist_Dark_Lord ((I have come here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum…and I’m all outta bubblegum! ~Roddy Piper))

To: MV=PY 

Call me sexist.

…or a cab…

Men with tattoos, okay. Women, yuck! I never approved of tattoos until the most wonderful man in the world asked me to be his wife (he has 5 of them, but in a suit you would never know).

29 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:58:15 PM by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes….)

IronyHypocrisyMeter

INCOMING!!!!

To: Mechanicos
GODLY MEN PREFER DEBT-FREE VIRGINS WITHOUT TATTOOS  

So i guess because i have tattoos and am a tattoo artist and i’m married with 4 kids and in debt mildly i’m not a Godly man

That’s wonderful !

Good to know !

35 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:11:17 PM by ATOMIC_PUNK (;I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” Sherlock Holmes)
To: Mechanicos

 

pffftttt……

Godly men wanted to kick a poor widow out of the synagogue.

how very pious of you.

Some of the most gentle and God loving souls I’ve met are covered in tats.

Get lost Mr. Lukewarm.

46 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:28:12 PM by Hammerhead

Another Freeper weighs in on the “know where I can find some?” side :
To: atc23
“women with tats”Woody: Back in Iowa we had a saying about that.

Sam: Yea, what’s that?

Woody: Let’s date ’em.

 

39 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:23:36 PM by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that’s fore sure)
To: Mechanicos

 

Well, a lot can be forgiven if they have a bass boat, trailer and pickup.

42 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:27:00 PM by Tijeras_Slim

Well, there IS that…
.
And now – the post of the thread!
To: BenLurkin

 

Three guys got into a car crash and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don’t step on a duck.” The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere. The first guy walks in and accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity.”

The other two see this and do their best not avoid the ducks. The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”

Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn’t step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”

The guy happily says, “Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!” And the woman says, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”

34 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:09:47 PM by unread (Joe McCarthy was right…….)

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Assassins and Freepers and Sluts – Oh My! Edition

Well, gentle people – I had planned to beg off this week and take a break, as long as there were no Breaking News developments in Freeperville.

Am I stupid, or what?

Let’s jump right in.

Before we get to the paramoid ravings of Freeperdom about gangs of Obama hit squads roaming the coutryside to shoot frozen virus darts into fringe right-wing commentators, we need to address something else first – misogyny.

Right-wing nutworld has always been a stronghold of misogyny, and I wasn’t particularly surprised when a right-wing nutjob(whose previous claim to fame was getting caught with non-prescribed Viagra on his way back from the Dominican republic) got all “sluts-R-us” on an uppity female who dared to speak up for contraception as a part of healthcare. Didn’t surprise me a bit.

This, however, did :

Obama phones woman called ‘slut’ by Limbaugh
Politico ^ | 3/2/12 | JENNIFER EPSTEIN

Posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:39:13 PM byColdOne

The young woman who was called a “slut” by Rush Limbaugh got a call Friday from President Obama who voiced support for her pro-birth control advocacy.

“He encouraged me and supported me and thanked me for speaking out about the concerns of American women,” Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke said on MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports.” She got the call from Obama while in a green room waiting to appear on the show.

“What was really personal for me was that he said to tell my parents that they should be proud and that meant a lot because Rush Limbaugh questioned whether or not my family would be proud of me,” Fluke said. “So I just appreciated that very much.”

Soon after she appeared on TV, Fluke also thanked Obama on her Twitter account. “Thank you @BARACKOBAMA for your call and words of support. It means so much to me and millions of women! #WeWillNotBeSilenced,” she wrote.

1 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:39:19 PM byColdOne
Now, as the good ole boys like to say: “The difference between a whore and a slut is that a whore will fuck everyone, and a slut will fuck everyonebut you“, so there’s a lot of this :

To: ColdOne

If she’s still having issues getting contraception, she should try oral sex. It’s proven to make teeth whiter.

7 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:42:56 PM byInsidiousMongo
To: ColdOne

Looking for some, I guress. Georgetown women are apparently easy.

5 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:42:35 PM bytbpiper
To: ColdOne

Just Obama trying to distract us momentarily from the fact it was probably his agents who murdered Andrew Breitbart.

4 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:42:22 PM bymuawiyah
Hey! I said we’d get to younutcases a little later. End of the line!

To: Kartographer

After Michelle found out about the call she told the Zero “You called that slut? I’m going to cut your nuts off!”.

8 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:43:59 PM byImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
I’m wondering the same.

Michelle: BARACK! You called that white ho?

18 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:48:35 PM byEnterprise (“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire)
And then there’s this :

To: ILS21R
She’ll probably move to San Fran and go for Pelosi’s seat…er chair.

Pull Fluke from her chair and it will make a suction sound.

13 posted on Friday, March 02, 2012 1:46:48 PM bydragonblustar (Allah Ain’t So Akbar!)

Now I thought I was pretty hardened to this kind of thing, but apparently I’m not.
I should be able to laugh this thing off as the normal hatred of women from this crew(Yes, I know they claim to love women, but they really despise them and fear them), but this time I’m all out of ha-has.
I don’t know if it stems from fear of their mothers as children, or just their inability to get laid, or their troglydytic longing for women to shut up and spread their legs while the hunter-gatherers go out and stalk mammoths, or what, but this takes the putrid and decaying cake.
Suction cups.
I can picture them as kids dying to find out what’s down there, and then (after a session of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”) horrified at the sight of where-somebody-surely-must-have-hacked-something-off-and-left-a-hole.
Suction cups.
This is what it comes down to.
Breitbart assassins and so much more after the jump. I need to hit the bleach showers, and then I’ll be right there…

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