Morning, good people – today we’re going to pry open the rancid drum of Freepitude marked “moral values”.
I’ve put up special splash guards for this one, so everyone behind the plexiglass!
First up – A good slut is hard to find!
GODLY MEN PREFER DEBT-FREE VIRGINS WITHOUT TATTOOS
The Transformed wife ^ | July 19th 2018 | Lori Alexander
Posted on 7/19/2018, 7:24:40 PM by Mechanicos
As many of you know, my post Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos went viral and is causing quite a stir. I should have definitely titled it “Godly Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos.” I want to make clear that the audience I teach are those young women who want to learn biblical womanhood as according to God’s instructions in Titus 2:3-5. They love the Lord and His beautiful ways.
To: MechanicosIn my generation, (1970s) woman with tattoos were considered sluts.
Whenever I see a beautiful woman with tats, I immediately conclude that she is a SKANK!
Hey, me too – know where I can find any?
[The one I truly don’t get is tattoos and piercings. Why women choose to permanently disfigure themselves is beyond me.]
There is a phenomenon today where some women actually work to make themselves unattractive.
To YOU, dipshit. They work to make themselves unattractive to YOU.
Saves on taser batteries.
Of course, there’s the occasional Freeper who’s actually READ the bible…
i’d rather have the woman that God provided for me.
As for the article, i’m sure that if Mary Magdalene had access to them she’d find it amusing.
God is in the business of making new creations out of fallen people.
Call me sexist.
To: MechanicosGODLY MEN PREFER DEBT-FREE VIRGINS WITHOUT TATTOOS
So i guess because i have tattoos and am a tattoo artist and i’m married with 4 kids and in debt mildly i’m not a Godly man
That’s wonderful !
Good to know !
To: atc23“women with tats”Woody: Back in Iowa we had a saying about that.
Sam: Yea, what’s that?
Woody: Let’s date ’em.
Three guys got into a car crash and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don’t step on a duck.” The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere. The first guy walks in and accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity.”
The other two see this and do their best not avoid the ducks. The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”
Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn’t step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”
The guy happily says, “Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!” And the woman says, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”